people suck except when they don't | thursday | period 2 | january 7

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Perpetual lazy ass or not, Loki made damn sure not to be late for his first day of class. Wouldn't want the students they could push him around now even if it was the first class and destined to be a little easier than most other classes.

When the students piled in, Loki was leaning against the desk at the front of room, looking as smug as ever. Once they'd settled, he pushed away from the desk and started talking.

( even during the first class, Loki babbles )

[Class roster and syllabus | OCD is up!]

Library [1-07]

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George finished shelving the books quickly and the other little library tasks.  It seemed like there were more on a weekday than Saturday, but he so wasn't going to complain about getting his Saturdays free now. 

He settled down behind the desk finally with a mug of hot chocolate (it had been so nice to come back to Fandom and be able to have the stuff again) and a selection of books, some about the US Justice system (thank you, Miss Cabot) and some about famous mobsters.

Law and Order: Interdimensional Edition - Week One

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Gibbs stood in front of the classroom surrounded by coffee makers, his fellow teachers and... Ralph.

"Welcome to class," he said after the students had taken their seats. "This semester we are combining most of the law enforcement resources here on the island to provide you with the benefit of all our years of experience. Except for Ralph. He's here to take attendance."

Right now the trooper was glaring and making faces at Gibbs behind his helmet. Gibbs really didn't care.

"By now you should be tired of introducing yourselves," Gibbs continued, "And if you think that means you get to skip it this time... you're wrong. We're all going to introduce ourselves, instructors included, and tell everyone what we hope to achieve in this class."

Gibbs then pointed at a random person. "You first."

When that was done, Gibbs took his position again at the front of the classroom. "Now that we've finished we're going on to talk about possibly the most useful and practical skill you can ever have in law enforcement. It is not only the most important tool an officer can have but it is a skill that everyone should be familiar with."

( And what would that be? )

[OCD is up!]

Student Council | Friday Lunchtime

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Barney banged his gavel on the table to get his little stuco minions' attention. "Well, I hope you all enjoyed the trip to New York as much as I did, but now we're back and you had classes, blah blah boring talk, let's focus on how you, as representatives of your classes, are going to make your mark on Fandom in twenty-ten." Yes, he was going with the Awesome way of saying the year. Thousands were for the lame.

"And as requested, pizza." Because it was there on the table, this being lunchtime and all.

Business 102: Friday, Period 3, Class 1

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As his students wandered in, Jim possibly started to have second thoughts about this class topic. Sure, office work was horrible. But there really was a lot to be learned and experienced from working in a business. Maybe, just maybe, he should rethink things and give a different view of the business world.

But that would require coming up with a new syllabus, so Jim just went ahead with the class he had planned.

"Good morning and welcome to Business 102. I'm Mr Halpert, but a couple of you already knew that. What you probably didn't know is that before I came to Fandom, I was one of the top salesmen for a mid-sized paper supply company based in northeast region of the US. I was actually just about to transfer from the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch to the Stamford, Connecticut branch with a promotion to Assistant Regional Manager before I remembered that I really didn't want to turn a job at that company into a career. And taking a promotion is a convenient way to do just that."

"The basic point is that I really didn't like working there, but I did it for years thanks to a combination of doing as little work as possible, getting other people to help me not do work, being good enough at my job to not get fired, and having the least productive boss in the world. And except for that last one that you just need to get lucky with, I'm here to teach you all of that to help you survive at a crappy, crappy office job that you might end up having."

"So, let's start by doing introductions just like you've done every other day this week. And while you're telling everyone your name and class, go ahead and also tell us what career you think you'll have after school."

"Oh, and don't mind the camera guy. It's his job to film me working."

Study Hall | Friday

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He'd heard there'd been a standard set for this whole study hall thing, where he was meant to bring pastries and drinks.

Well, Ronon brought pastries. And coffee. While the coffee and bran muffins were free to all, the doughnut box was next to his computer. And sadly, that box was empty. His facial hair was dotted with powdered sugar, indicating where those doughnuts had gone.

[And thus ends my role as dirty, spamming whore for tonight!]

The Perfect Crime [Thursday, Period Five]

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Rick looked like a kid who'd just been handed a basket of puppies as the class entered.

( Excited Rick is Talky Rick )

[OOC: OCD up.]

[Class Roster]

Battles That Changed History, Second Period, Friday 1/8

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"Good morning," Steve said to his class as soon as the clock struck ten. He began handing around copies of the syllabus as he spoke. "Nuts and bolts first. I'm Steve Rogers, and this is Battles that Changed History. ( Cut for length. No, seriously. This is what happens when you get him going. )