people suck except when they don't | thursday | period 2 | january 7

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Perpetual lazy ass or not, Loki made damn sure not to be late for his first day of class. Wouldn't want the students they could push him around now even if it was the first class and destined to be a little easier than most other classes.

When the students piled in, Loki was leaning against the desk at the front of room, looking as smug as ever. Once they'd settled, he pushed away from the desk and started talking.

"Welcome to class." See, he was polite? Fuck you, Metatron, he was plenty polite. "I'm Loki and I think some of you have had me before. If you haven't, well, all the better for you, right? If you don't already know, this is People Suck Except When They Don't and if you don't already fucking know that, it's a damn good thing you're here, isn't it?"

It was meant to be a pep talk but with the way Loki tended to talk, it sounded more like an order peppered with curse words. "Now, this first week is always fucking easy, right? We all get to know each other and shit like that. I'm not going to deviate from that template because I wouldn't want to fuck with your heads too much. Brief overview of the class, though. Here, we're going to learn how to deal with all types of people. Your boyfriend or girlfriend, your lover, your other teachers, your parents, authority figures, the annoying fucker on the bus who smells, the person who won't stop staring at you and everything in between. If you don't think I'm qualified for that well, then you're fucking wrong. I've been around for a fucking long time. Ask anyone in here that knows.

He was pretty sure there were a few people in here who knew what he actually was. If he got motivated, maybe he'd even tell people. "But, we'll get to that. For now, introductions. Tell me your name, age, and then label yourself. Yes, label yourself. For instance, I'd be Loki, I'm a lot fucking older than all of you and I'm a smug motherfucker. Easy, right? Oh, and I'll be randomly choosing two of you during this to be my TA's. Better make 'em good. Now, it's your turn. Go."

[Class roster and syllabus | OCD is up!]

Comments

sign in [ps 01/07]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Like your teacher just cursed up a storm!

Re: sign in [ps 01/07]

[lickyourmind.livejournal.com]

Jason Stackhouse

during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Talk to each other, pass notes, sleep, just don't talk over Loki or he'll get pissed.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[lickyourmind.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Jason knew when he signed up for this class, it'd be fucking awesome. So far, so good.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[not_tylerdurden]

Calvin was surprised, usually teachers didn't start cursing until after he'd been in their class a while.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

Azula raised one eyebrow, this was certainly different.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[gorka-wolf.livejournal.com]

Okay, Makita could kinda see why the Elders put her in a class on dealing with people. She was perfectly aware that her people skills were... dubious, occasionally, for lack of a better term.

But she was getting the impression that they hadn't read the course description very closely, and she was just going to sit back and enjoy this.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

Ellie had taken one of Loki's classes before, so the cursing didn't really shock her. She was even kind of amused by it.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Joan snickered to herself during Loki's spiel. She was glad she had gotten in to his class.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[glacial_queen]

Karla was keeping two sets of notes: one for the actual lecture and one for his curse words, in case he used something she didn't already know.

Oh, Uncle Saetan was gonna love this. Morton, too.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[noearsyet.livejournal.com]

Oh man, George had missed Loki's class so, so much.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[notmyownage]

Considering the title of the course, Claudia figured that note taking wasn't really going to be a huge issue. Instead, she sat back at her desk and let her eyebrows rise higher and higher with every f-bomb the teacher dropped.

This school was absolutely nuts.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny was so pleased to see that Loki hadn't changed one bit. She knew she was doing the right thing signing up for this class.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

Kurt stared at Loki.

"Scheiße..."

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[furnaceface]

... Jono was fairly certain that he liked this teacher. And that he was going to enjoy this class. Oh, yes.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Puck had started smiling with the first F-bomb, and hadn't stopped yet.

Fuck yeah, this class was going to be awesome.

Re: during the lecture [ps 01/07]

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

Elena was grinning. Loki's classes were always a good time. Especially since she didn't have to watch her fucking language.

class activity | introductions [ps 01/07]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Name, age and label!

Re: class activity | introductions [ps 01/07]

[not_tylerdurden]

"Calvin, seventeen, the Bold."

So an epithet wasn't exactly the same as a label, but he was going to save 'dictator-for-life' in case he needed to break out the big guns.

Re: class activity | introductions [ps 01/07]

[lickyourmind.livejournal.com]

"Jason Stackhouse, 17, and I'm a take no shit badass motherfucker."

Yeah, he was awesome.

And he was glad Sookie wasn't in this class to take note of his bullshit label, even though he thought it was more true than not.

Re: class activity | introductions [ps 01/07]

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"I'm Joan Girardi, seventeen and I'm totally adorable," Joan said.

Re: class activity | introductions [ps 01/07]

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

"Ellie Bartowski, seventeen, and I guess I would label myself as responsible." It was probably a boring answer, but it was also true.

Re: class activity | introductions [ps 01/07]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

"Azula," she began, "sixteen. Princess."

loki [ps 01/07]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

He's there, before and after class!

Re: loki [ps 01/07]

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

After class, Kurt nervously approached Loki. "You're a real actual, REAL angel?" he asked. "Not just a guy with wings?"

ooc [ps 01/07]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Just a few things:

1) Loki's cursing is aaaaaaall him, as always. It's just how he is. He's harmless here and he'll be happy to banter with you, argue with you and he doesn't care if you curse back at him. That said, if you wanna try to say something to him about his cursing, go for it. He's not going to change though.
2) TA's have been OOCly chosen (thanks RNG)!

Re: ooc [ps 01/07]

[cutsthestrings.livejournal.com]

Fiona is off in Thailand being a Very Thoughtless 15 Year Old Girl. She will return next week, no doubt sorry she missed all the fun ways Loki manages to add curses to things.