Shop Class: [2/13]

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

As the students enter into the Danger Room they may see a tired MacGyver arguing with some sort of computer console.

Also? The Danger Room looks like a forest with a nearby stream.

"I hope you got your survival kits together. Not just because they are due today, but also because we'll be using them.

Your assignment today is to provide yourself with two of the basic necessities while in the wilderness:

A. Fire
B. Food
C. Shelter
D. Water

Use elements of your survival kits with the environment around you to make this happy. If you get water from the stream, it needs to be boiled first."

Extra credit will be given for all four.

Biology (2nd Period) / Chemistry (4th Period)

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"Good morning, everyone. I hope you had a good weekend. If not, oh well, I don't think I'll be making things any better for you." She smiles pleasantly, despite her words.

"Feel free to help yourselves to the candy and cupcakes."

( Biology )

( Chemistry )

Magical Theory 101 (Monday, 02/13/2006, 5th Period)

[romanywitch]

CLASS IS CLOSED FOR GRADING.
( I hereby declare today's Magical Theory class to be Torture Xander Day )

ETA "Also, anyone seen Logan? He dead or something? Because he's missed the last three classes. Logan, I need to talk to you, or I'm gonna have to assign you detention for this weekend."

Useful Links:
Ms. Calendar's Voice Mail
Ms. Calendar's E-Mail
Artemis
Ephesian Artemis

OOC: Lots to do at work today, as Mondays are my busy days. Responses may be slow, but will be forthcoming.

{{OOC: OCD comment threads going up shortly are up.}}

(no subject)

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The Chef is clearly hungover this morning. He has sunglasses over his eyes and he's drinking water very slowly out of a bottle.

Ov. My puur heed. Guud murneeng stoodents. Pleese-a du yuoor Cheff a fefur und nut shuoot.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Iteleeun Veddeeng Suoop

-Stooffffed Shells

-Ruest Beeff Sundveeches

Jung (Monday, 02/13/2006, 4th Period)

[romanywitch]

CLASS IS CLOSED FOR GRADING.
( Lecture )

Useful Links:
Ms. Calendar's Voice Mail
Ms. Calendar's E-Mail

OOC: Yes, I'm lazy today. Also, lots of stuff to get done at work, so I'd rather do class interaction than spend time writing a lecture.

{{OOC: OCD comment threads going up shortly are up.}}

Psych 101 (Monday, 02/13/2006, 3rd Period)

[romanywitch]

CLASS IS CLOSED FOR GRADING.
( Lecture )

Useful Links:
Ms. Calendar's Voice Mail
Ms. Calendar's E-Mail

OOC: Yes, I'm lazy today More copy/pasting than usual. Also, lots of stuff to get done at work, so I'd rather do class interaction than spend time writing a lecture.

{{OOC: OCD comment threads going up shortly are up.}}

Library, [2/13]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

The Library's open, and this morning, there are chocolates for the aides. Nobody else, though, so shoo!




[for all your library needs; but Parker leaves at 2pmEST]

Speech Comm

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

301--3rd period

Family
Simple questions to kick us off. Family. How do we communicate with family? What barriers are there? What eases the way? How does trust and liking help or hinder communication with family? And what about families we create versus families of biological origin? Go.

*** *** *** *** *** *** ***

401--5th period
State of the Union Address. Yeah, it's been a couple weeks. That means it's been fully dissected in the press. Three part assignment for the week.
1) Read it and form your own opinion.
2) See what others say about it. At least 5 sources
3) What communicative theories are used in conjunction with what tools and to what end?

School Announcements, 2/13/06

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Today, the announcements occur during the timeframe between second and third periods.

"Hey kiddies, I'd like to thank those who turned out to call me about student directorialness. If Wednesday, Cordelia Chase and Rory Gilmore could come to my office during the lunch hour so we can discuss stuff, that'd be great. I'll even have pizza and sodie-pop for you two. So, lemme know if either of you have, like, food allergies or don't eat meat or something.

Also, I have some baddish new on the show front. Apparently, like, the Pirates and Ninjas of Penzance was vetoed by the school board. Apparently we'd be enforcing negative stereotypes about buccaneers and stealthy assassins. Who knew?

So, as much as I'm a fan of the music, I was handed a script over the weekend that I think will make us all very happy. Billy Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. So, huzzah and all that other ye olde Englishy type stuff.

But on the music front, some of you students need to stage an intervention on the music tastes of Martin Blank. Seriously. Possibly even throw copies of Pink Floyd's The Wall at him. I recieved a very disturbing e-mail from him.

And... that is all for today. Hope you all have a good day and stuff. Today's announcements were brought to you by Morris Day and the Time. Jungle Love, Oh-wee-Oh-wee-Oh."

Celtic Studies (02/13)

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Camulus looks happier than he usually does on Mondays - which is pretty happy - happy and well-rested. Suspiciously happy and well-rested. It's possible that he was even singing under his breath when he came into class. Yes, he was that happy.

"Good morning, class," he says cheerfully - for him, that is. "I'm feeling generous today, and as I forgot to didn't assign you any reading for this class, today will be a reading period, but if you choose you can leave as soon as you sign the roster and go back to bed. I know that's what I want to do. All I ask is that for the next class you read The Children of Lir and The Dream of Oenghus."

Creature Languages, 02/13, Period 3

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

Dream is not in the classroom today, but a raven with shiny eyes is perched on his desk, as if to oversee the students in his absence. In addition, there's small sack of heart-shaped cinnamon candies on each desk. The instructions written on the bulletin board read,

"Sign in and complete a quiz. You may then leave.

Matthew will contact me should there be problems, or I will be in my office later today."

[OOC: The quiz is taking one of the nursery rhyme translations completed on Thursday and putting it back into English, then listening to and transcribing a brief dialogue in Rat. Tell me what grade you got.]

Introduction to Western Literature, Lesson Six

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

Monday, February 13, 5th and 6th periods

Professor Chaucer is looking better than he did last week which, considering the class didn't see him last week isn't saying much. His lecture is more subdued than usual, but he seems willing to answer questions and talk with the students.


( Introduction to Western Literature, Lesson Six )

Before the class is dismissed, Chaucer stands up in front to address them once more. "I want to let all of you know that I'll be leaving at Spring Break. Your new teacher will be attending class week after next, so you'll have the opportunity to meet him. I've had a wonderful time teaching all of you, and just having the opportunity to get to know you, and I want to thank you for what you've done to make my time here more enjoyable. Isabel, I especially want to thank you for all of your hard work as my TA for this class. I'm sure the new professor will appreciate and benefit from your abilities as much as I have."

CLASS ROSTER
Hamlet Dane Jr
Charlie Kawalsky
Isabel Evans
Alphonse Elric
Jessica Atreides
John Connor
Harry Potter
Auditing: Greg House
Independent Study: Phoebe Halliwell
Independent Study: Kiki Takayama

Professor Chaucer's Office Hours, Monday

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

Professor Chaucer is in his office, reading a book on American geography. (Yes, geography. And he thinks it's interesting, too.)

The Librarian's Office Hours - 02/13/06

[theorangeook.livejournal.com]

The Librarian is sitting in his corner of the library, twiddling his very large, ape-like thumbs. The small, hand-written signs reads: Office Open.

US History (Monday, February 13, 7th period)

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"It's only taken us six weeks," Josh said, "but we're finally ready to talk about the first two Presidents of the United States." He made a face. "As God is my witness, we will get past the Civil War in this class. I don't care if it means we skip most of the 1800s to do it."

( Washington and Adams )

He put his notes down. "That's all I've got for you today. Any questions?"

Paleontology, Feb 13th, 7th Period

[dr-tommy.livejournal.com]

"Okay, today, we're going to practice digging fossils out of rock. Don't worry if you've never done it before- and I suspect that probably none of you have- we'll be doing this exercise at least once more, so I can see your progress. Everyone choose a rock and get to work!"

On the table at the front of the classroom are seven rocks of various sizes, plus hammers, chisels, and brushes.

"And don't forget to hand in your homework as you leave. No presentations today, because let's face it, the assignment was sort of boring."

[ooc: comment in the Discussion thread with whether you took a large, small, medium-sized, whatever, rock, and then whether you managed to free your fossil with no problems, or possibly chipped or broke it.]

Sociology Courses | February 13, 2006

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Sociology of Violence

"Hello, class. Welcome, and please turn in your essays from last class on your reactions to playing the games provided to you."

Grissom then lectures briefly on The St. Valentine Day's Massacre and then dismisses class.

"On your way out, please take this reading, Chapter Nine of Flash Point: The American Mass Murderer by Michael D. Kelleher, and complete it by Wednesday."

What, it's perfectly appropriate in the spirit of the holiday!

---

Sociology of the Paranormal

After greeting the class, Grissom gives a lecture and smiles, sitting half on his desk.

"So, easy discussion today. Do you believe in miracles?"

"Also, easy homework. I want you to do your own research into the phenomena, and see if anything changes your mind."

Tactics of War [Monday Evening]

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

Irritated to leave her prisoner behind, Eighth certainly looks distracted as she walks into class late. After passing the sign in sheet around, she eyes them all carefully.

"Surprise, sweethearts. Pop Quiz." And she passes it out with a small, secret smile.
( class #6 )

Chemistry Cancellation

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Ms. Sidle pins a notice to her office door.

In light of Valentine's day and the fact that none of you would be paying attention, class is cancelled for Tuesday, February 14th. You are expected to keep up with your readings. Class will resume on Thursday.

-Ms. Sidle

Introduction to Anthropology, Period 6

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[[Can be found here.]]

Quantum Physics 225: Monday, Fifth Period

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Today, the Doctor is smiling a little. Probably because he doesn't have to do much work.

"As you may recall, today we're going to talk about each other's topics, and provide each other with insights. You can't just work alone all of the time, one needs to feed off of others' opinions to fully understand one's own. Who wants to go first? Also, fictional paradoxes for Wednesday."

Multidisciplinary Self Defense

[mrdmacleod.livejournal.com]

"Sword disarms for staffs today."


All weapons are practice weapons.