Criminal Justice, Class 20, Quiz

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[OOC: If you can, please do the quiz by Tuesday at the latest. Class Info Post.]

*The Tick was at his desk. Once everyone was in the class, he handed the quizzes out and gave the instructions.*

"Hello, class! Well, today is your quiz. If you didn't study, don't worry. There are three short essay questions that are mainly looking for your opinions and how you support them. Each answer should probably be at least two or three sentences, but as long as you fully answer the question, your answer can be as long or as short as you'd like. If you have any questions, just ask. Good luck, class!"

( Class 20, the quiz )

Journalism Class - Thursday November 17

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Sitting on Spider's desk is one of these. Beside it is a small placard reading 'One hundred words on your thoughts/reactions, please. Exactly.'





((OOC: And to avoid any misunderstandings, ignore the numbers. I didn't have time to remove them from the picture.

Speech Comm

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[Once again in a turtleneck under her suitcoat, she smiles sleepily at the class with the satisfaction of someone who has spent all of someone else's money]

( 201--Speech )

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( 301--Theory )

Quantum Physics 305: Thursday 17 November

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[The Doctor's hair looks even more messy than usual, but he's smiling and drinking coffee this morning.]

Today we're going to look briefly at string theory. [He gives a brief lecture on the topic.]

So what does this mean for quantum physics? Namely, it indicates that there is in fact, an explanation for some of the stranger events known to sentient beings. Furthermore, it is very supportive of the concept of multiple dimensions, creating a structured system that orders the way things are, to the very core.

It also indicates that humanity may just be on the right path towards understanding essential concepts of the universe. Or they're completely wrong. One of the two.

Any questions?


((The mun is too tired to synopsise the information today, and it's her birthday. So cut me some slack, yo. That...and is anyone but Rose still registered for this class? If so, post, please.))

The Library is Open - 11/17

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Methos is bemusedly staring at his new pet, a salamander -- the kind that lives in fire. He managed to find a glass terranium that can withstand high heat and the salamander is happily ensconced in it. A sign in front of the terranium announces, "Name the Salamander!" and slips of paper, pens and a drop box are immediately to one side.

((Please only post names in comment thread for naming salamander.))

Biology

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*The students are once again greeted by individual workstations.*

Greetings, everyone. No snacks today as I believe it would be contraindicated in the presence of rotting flesh. *Such a bright, cheerful tone.*

Today, we are going by an old biology standby, and dissecting frogs. I want to know whether your frog is male or female, adult or juvenile, and if there are any abnormalities you can detect. The handouts next to each station should include all information you will need.

*A beat.*

If you feel the need to throw up, there is also a bucket by each station. Enjoy.

Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Session #...something

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Ash is sitting at his desk in a happy daze. Note, that says happy daze, not Happy Days. He is not currently cursed to believe he is Richie Cunningham, living in the world of the Fonz, Joanie loving Chachi, and the all-mighty-Potsie-of-the-stupidest-nickname-ever.

The classroom has paints. And easels. And stuff. The chalkboard has instructions written on it. In chalk.

"The King got some Sugar! Class is Dismissed! No Assignment! Yay!"

Study Hall -- Thursday, November 17th

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Sarah has a bunch of electronic equipment spread out on the front desk, She could either be building something or taking it apart -- it could go either way.

Occasionally, she stops to throw a ball to send the puppies and kittens after it and make them stop crawling all over her looking for snuggles.

Language Classes, 11/17

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Languages of Europe: It looks as though most of you have some experience with French, which is good. If you do not, see me after class.

In any case, we're going to move on to a lesson on French verb conjugations in the present tense. The most common conjugation, of course, is the -e, -es, -e, -ons, -ez, -ent sequence, used in such verbs as nager and manger. But many of the most common French verbs, like aller, etre and avoir, are irregular. [Dream goes on to speak about different regular and irregular conjugations for some time.]

For your homework for Tuesday, I would like each of you to pick one regular and one irregular French verb and list all the verb forms. Extra credit for using the verbs you have picked in sentences of at least four words.

Cat: I am going to permit you to take control of the class for the day. We have reviewed many facets of cat at this point. I am unsure what direction would be the most beneficial to you for continued study. Discuss that among yourselves and let me know; ask me questions if you wish.

Shop Class

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As the students walk in they find themselves in a room with several locked boxes. Around them are assorted (virtual) cleaning & gardening supplies.

"All right kids. Today's assignment is to use the supplies around you to blow the lock off the box. Each successful student will find a prize inside the box for you to take home, so don't blow it to smithereens."

((OOC: Blast will not harm students since the safety locks are on. Prizes are real and can be taken home and used at your leisure. Will not be modding the results of your explosion, so do whatever you want.

Big Thanks for Carter!mun who gave me the idea. *kicks muse for not helping sooner*))

Criminology : November 17

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Welcome to class everyone. Today we're going to participate in a class-contained project.

Please come up to the front of the class. Using this generator, generate five "weapons" and select your favorite.

Then, I would like you to quickly create a description of the weapon (it's a canon-like device that shoots snakes and cheerios, it causes tear duct excretions and sexual dysfunction with a large screen that displays this image, etc.)

After you do, I want you to outline a few laws that should be established to control the use of the weapon by the general population. Should it be banned outright? Should a license be required? Should there be an age limit on how old you must be to own one? Regulations on its ammunition and storage?

Homework for the weekend: Read one article of your choosing on gun laws.

Home Ec 101 : November 17

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Hello! I made Pecan Tassies if you'd like a snack.

First, I'd like you please pass in your gift for Sheriff Lamb. I'll make sure to drop them off tomorrow, and let him know how wonderful we all think he is. *cries*

Now, a really boring, but very serious lecture on food safety and cooking temps.

Before you go, Pop Quiz! I want to see each of you go to the sink and wash your hands properly. This will be pass/fail, because if you failed in real life you could potentially kill a loved one and let's try to limit that to when you actually mean to do it, okay kids?

No homework, have a wonderful weekend!

Deep Thoughts Club meeting [Thursday evening]

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Anakin (well, "scuttled" is such an unflattering word) moved stealthily through the halls of the school until he reached the music room classroom.

He scrawled on the board: Life sucks. And then you die. Discuss.

He then slunk into a chair and began working his way through as many of Professor Ted's Twinkies as humanly possible. Maybe he could die through overdose of Yellow No. 5.

Science Club

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Lisa opens the Science Labs after hours, and waits for Marty and Crane to engage in some more thinly veiled homo-eroticism everyone in Science Club to arrive.

She lays out the proper outfit that everyone will need to wear during the experiment.

Lisa then puts out all the equipment necessary for potato cannons, as well as some additional projectiles.

She sits at Ms. Sidle's desk, reading a guidebook on how to play Dungeons and Dragons dreamily and tells everyone as they come in they may only actually fire their cannons outside, pointing toward the small area outside the wing set up for such tomfoolery. The only other rule is no shooting it at anyone else, or destroying anything if it can be avoided. Satisfied with her disclaimer, she smirks as she busts out her cannon.

Starting a Small Business

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Okay gang, tonight I want you to work with your partner and come up with an advertising plan for your business.

Veronica, since Vala dropped the class, you can work with another group.

If you need any help, I'll be here.


[ooc: i'd like to see some interaction - there isn't any class next week and i'm pretty easy - but this should be fun]

Arthurian Traditions Lesson 14

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Camulus is sitting at his desk today, working on something that looks English-but-what-the-heck-are-those-little-circles-doing-there, but whenever someone walks in, he looks up and says shortly, "Class is cancelled today. You can use the period as a study hall if you wish."

Music 101 - Thursday 12pm

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"Hey dudes!" Ted was tuning a guitar.

There was the usual stash of junk food on the round table, plus several large buckets of KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) and napkins. "Help yourselves, come in, enjoy.. not necessarily in that order though, dudes. Little Boy Blue Eyes Dude is gonna hand you back your grades for the scavenger hunt." Ted handed a pile of folded pieces of paper to Crichton. The name of the student and their group number was on the outside of the paper. The students could unfold the paper to see their grade, which was simply a single letter grade written on the inside. If lucky, there might be leftover donut frosting, soda stains or little drawings of historical figures on there was well.

( Scavenger Hunt Grades )

"Last week we talked about Spinal Tap, the loudness of music and heavy metal. I asked you little dudes and babes what kind of music you liked. Spinal Tap had a movie made about them. This week I want you to put yourself in their shoes. Not, like, for real, because I don't have Spinal Tap's shoes." He took a breath so he didn't pass out from babbling.

This Week's Discussion: "Your life is being made into a movie. In class, I want you dudes to start talking out what your movie might be like and what kind of music might be used in it."

This Week's Task:
Ted passed around a handout. "For next week, I want you dudes to come up with details about your movie. Remember, this is about your life! Have fun with this! You will be graded."

The following is on the handout:
Your Movie Name: (remember, it's about your life)
Your Movie Genre: (action, drama, sci-fi, comedy, etc)
Hero Song: (a song that is your trademark)
Other Songs: (other songs that you'd like to include in your movie, as many as you like, as few as one)

"Uh, the Stations," he pointed to the alien dudes waving from his office, which is attached to the music room. "Have worked it out that you dudes can get access to something called iTunes, which is, like, a massive database of Earth music. You can access this from any of the school computers. The instructions for getting to the intarwebnet thingy is on your hand-out. Class dismissed, dudes!"

[OOC: Your characters have access to any Earth music. Have fun with it.]

Philosophy class #5, Thursday, 2-4pm

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Tara looks exhausted. She snaps straight into business, without any of her usual smiles for incoming students.

"Still on free will, folks. The principle of alternate possibilities, also known as the could-have-done-otherwise principle.

"In a nutshell: if I cast a spell on you to make you, oh... hop on one leg - that's not free will, right? It was a spell, not your choice.

"Now that's a trivial example. Let's take a more extreme one. At this moment you are sitting there, not attacking me. I'm very, very grateful for this, by the way, and I urge you all to maintain that state of affairs. However - is that free will? The events of your life and personality have led you to this moment in time. In this moment do you have the ability to make another choice? Or is it so far beyond who you are and what is appropriate in this forum that it is not a choice? What if I cast a spell on you to prevent you from attacking me? Does the fact that you're not still remain your free will, or have I removed that?"

[ooc: And many thanks to Wilson, both for improving my somewhat emo mood, and pointing out that I posted in this the wrongest possible place.]

Greco-Roman Archaeology/Linguistics

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Daniel is once again in the classroom for these class times.

The sign up sheets are on the desk.

He looks distracted by something. It's anyone's guess what it is.