Biology

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*The students are once again greeted by individual workstations.*

Greetings, everyone. No snacks today as I believe it would be contraindicated in the presence of rotting flesh. *Such a bright, cheerful tone.*

Today, we are going by an old biology standby, and dissecting frogs. I want to know whether your frog is male or female, adult or juvenile, and if there are any abnormalities you can detect. The handouts next to each station should include all information you will need.

*A beat.*

If you feel the need to throw up, there is also a bucket by each station. Enjoy.

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[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake hums cheerfully and gets with the dissecting. His report includes the facts that his frog was female and adult and then comes a short list of abnormalities. This report is more shallow and rushed than the last one.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John starts dissecting after getting an apron. His frog is a fairly normal, adult female frog with no abnormalities. except that it keeps wanting to sing "Hello My Baby Hello My Honey" and where did it get that top hat??

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

You win at life.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

woooo!

*tearfully* I'd like to think my mom, and... that guy who she says is my father, and oh everyone here at Fandom! You like me, you really like me! *tiara slips slightly*

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Snorting coffee in amusement hurts, you ass.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

I just scared the cat by laughing. She's gonna kick your so small you have to jump up to bite someone's ankle ass

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Comes in and prepares to start dissecting her frog.

[swerval_zero]

*Zero recently spent an evening dissecting gremlins. Willingly, and in her free time. The frogs are unimpressive. She dissects a normal male adult frog easily and without complications, recording her findings in standardized form.*

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Edward zips through his dissection, taking copious notes. The juvenile male frog doesn't have any very notable abnormalities.

NFB

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia came in already queasy to see Sara again after last night. She took one look at the frogs and the smell that filled the room, shaking her head Maia walked back out of the classroom. She stood in the hallway trying to catch her breath and just couldn't. Walking back down the hall to get some air outside Maia decided to make it up in open lab like the frog incident last week. Most importantly she just didn't think she was ready to see Sara again just yet.

Re: NFB

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*Sara notices her retreat, but says nothing. She sighs, angry at herself for hurting Maia, but honestly not knowing what else she could do.*

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

Hank turns in a detailed report on his adult female, noting that her distended belly wasn't due to an imminent egg-laying, but rather due to an undigested animal in its stomach. There is a brief paragraph postulating whether the animal was a small rodent or a small bird.

((OOC: This actually happened in my high school Bio class. Weird carnivorous froggies))

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

[ooc: I had a frog that was a hermaphrodite. Gave my partner and I fits trying to classify him/her/it.]

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally, doing her best to keep down her lunch, dissects the poor adult male frog. It has no liver because someone at it with some fava beans and a nice chianti. This seems odd, so Cally writes it down as an abnormality.

She wonders if the frog was an alcoholic. She wonders if frogs can even be alcholic.

...her mind wanders easily, yes.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

you forgot the "pfpfpfpfpfpt" noise

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Lilly dissects her normal adult female frog, taking notes as she does so. She doesn't throw up, but is clearly grossed out.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han dissects his adult male frog, which has no abnormalities. His report is better written than the last.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto quickly and efficently disects her frog. She notes that it was a juvnile male, with no apparent abnormalities.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth dissects the juvenile, female frog. It all seems pretty normal inside.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye has to take a while with her adult female, and thankfully any abnormalities she finds don't include the frog telling her to flash the class or something.

[mycanonhatesme]

Washing frog guts from her hands, Chloe comes up to Jaye, watching her for a minute before clearing her throat. "Um. Hi. It's Jaye, right?" she asks.

[fates_jaye]

"Yeah, hey," Jaye says, still watching her frog in case it starts talking. "What's up."

[demonbelthazor]

Belthazor took great pleasure in slicing up the frog. Juvenile female. How appropriate.

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

Buffy blinks at her frog. For some reason it's dressed in leather skirt and halter top and it appears to be holding a tiny wooden stake. She takes a picture of it, and then careful undresses the frog to begin dissection.

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe dissects her juvenile, male frog, making only a few small faces of disgust at the smell and ick factor.