Biology

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*The students are once again greeted by individual workstations.*

Greetings, everyone. No snacks today as I believe it would be contraindicated in the presence of rotting flesh. *Such a bright, cheerful tone.*

Today, we are going by an old biology standby, and dissecting frogs. I want to know whether your frog is male or female, adult or juvenile, and if there are any abnormalities you can detect. The handouts next to each station should include all information you will need.

*A beat.*

If you feel the need to throw up, there is also a bucket by each station. Enjoy.

Comments

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Well, it really drove it home for ________.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Can't say as that didn't make the point abundantly clear.

i know about the abandonment thing, a bit.


and at least you MET your father. My dad's a MILFucker!

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but where was the fucker when Mom got sick and died? I'm glad I met him, so I know how much of a BASTARD he is.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

I've YET to meet my father. Hell, I MAKE him my father! How fucked up is that?! At least you didn't alchemistrize some dude into being your dad doner. wtf?!

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

*rubs the back of his head in confusion* Okay, THAT'S messed up. Really, really messed up. At least my dad was only an asshole. Who smelled horrible, at that. Didn't that man ever bathe? *shudders*

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

how d'ya think ~I~ feel? I've got to singlehandedly save the human race all the while NOT thinking of my Second in Command totally boffing my mom! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew~!