Biology

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*The students are once again greeted by individual workstations.*

Greetings, everyone. No snacks today as I believe it would be contraindicated in the presence of rotting flesh. *Such a bright, cheerful tone.*

Today, we are going by an old biology standby, and dissecting frogs. I want to know whether your frog is male or female, adult or juvenile, and if there are any abnormalities you can detect. The handouts next to each station should include all information you will need.

*A beat.*

If you feel the need to throw up, there is also a bucket by each station. Enjoy.

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Hank turns in a detailed report on his adult female, noting that her distended belly wasn't due to an imminent egg-laying, but rather due to an undigested animal in its stomach. There is a brief paragraph postulating whether the animal was a small rodent or a small bird.

((OOC: This actually happened in my high school Bio class. Weird carnivorous froggies))

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[ooc: I had a frog that was a hermaphrodite. Gave my partner and I fits trying to classify him/her/it.]