Biology

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*The students are once again greeted by individual workstations.*

Greetings, everyone. No snacks today as I believe it would be contraindicated in the presence of rotting flesh. *Such a bright, cheerful tone.*

Today, we are going by an old biology standby, and dissecting frogs. I want to know whether your frog is male or female, adult or juvenile, and if there are any abnormalities you can detect. The handouts next to each station should include all information you will need.

*A beat.*

If you feel the need to throw up, there is also a bucket by each station. Enjoy.

Comments

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John starts dissecting after getting an apron. His frog is a fairly normal, adult female frog with no abnormalities. except that it keeps wanting to sing "Hello My Baby Hello My Honey" and where did it get that top hat??

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

You win at life.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

woooo!

*tearfully* I'd like to think my mom, and... that guy who she says is my father, and oh everyone here at Fandom! You like me, you really like me! *tiara slips slightly*

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Snorting coffee in amusement hurts, you ass.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

I just scared the cat by laughing. She's gonna kick your so small you have to jump up to bite someone's ankle ass

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE CAN RIDE AROUND ON THE BACK OF A FLEA?!??

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? WHO AM I CALLING SO SMALL HE CAN WRANGLE AMOEBA?!??

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

Keep this up boys and I'm donating both of you to the body farm.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Like they'd take a shrimp like him.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

*cracks knuckles* Maybe not, but I'm pretty sure they'd take you!

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

well, yeah, they'd like a body to study, not a bodyette. Bring it.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Are you implying I'm so small I'd be mistaken for a GIRL?!

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

in no way. height or lack of does not equal girl. That braid, on the other hand...

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Why? Do you think it looks better down?

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

I think you fail to see my point. ow, getting that stuck in your automail?

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

*gestures at the wall* Isn't it stuck over there? Or is that someone else's point?

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

We take all types. You obviously didn't notice the dwarf display.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

izzat what that was? I thought it was his relatives.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Granny Pinako, possibly, but she's a mini-natto-hair-hag. And she's not related to me.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

a what whatty what what?

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

AUGH! You WOUND me, prof! I'm not THAT SMALL~!

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. it's only a small wound

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, you're about to get a flesh one.

and now, for something completely different...

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Suddenly, an armless knight in black armor appeared.

John promply shot him.

Re: and now, for something completely different...

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Dude, what was he gonna do to you? Bleed on ya?