Biology

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*The students are once again greeted by individual workstations.*

Greetings, everyone. No snacks today as I believe it would be contraindicated in the presence of rotting flesh. *Such a bright, cheerful tone.*

Today, we are going by an old biology standby, and dissecting frogs. I want to know whether your frog is male or female, adult or juvenile, and if there are any abnormalities you can detect. The handouts next to each station should include all information you will need.

*A beat.*

If you feel the need to throw up, there is also a bucket by each station. Enjoy.

Comments

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Are you implying I'm so small I'd be mistaken for a GIRL?!

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

in no way. height or lack of does not equal girl. That braid, on the other hand...

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Why? Do you think it looks better down?

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

I think you fail to see my point. ow, getting that stuck in your automail?

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

*gestures at the wall* Isn't it stuck over there? Or is that someone else's point?

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

No, that's someone else's point. They should probably get that. *John removes the point from the wall and flings it over his shoulder, striking some hapless student*

ever hear of this magical thing called a haircut? They use alchemy to make your hair shorter, so it doesn't get all floofified

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Ych. *winces* THAT'S gonna leave a mark.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

OUch. Hate to be _________[insert student here] in the morning. Was that too much of a point?

Do tell. Not completely knowledgable on the canon. Seen most of the first 20something eps.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Well, it really drove it home for ________.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Can't say as that didn't make the point abundantly clear.

i know about the abandonment thing, a bit.


and at least you MET your father. My dad's a MILFucker!

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but where was the fucker when Mom got sick and died? I'm glad I met him, so I know how much of a BASTARD he is.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

I've YET to meet my father. Hell, I MAKE him my father! How fucked up is that?! At least you didn't alchemistrize some dude into being your dad doner. wtf?!

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

*rubs the back of his head in confusion* Okay, THAT'S messed up. Really, really messed up. At least my dad was only an asshole. Who smelled horrible, at that. Didn't that man ever bathe? *shudders*

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

how d'ya think ~I~ feel? I've got to singlehandedly save the human race all the while NOT thinking of my Second in Command totally boffing my mom! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew~!