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fandomhigh2005-11-17 09:28 am
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*The students are once again greeted by individual workstations.*
Greetings, everyone. No snacks today as I believe it would be contraindicated in the presence of rotting flesh. *Such a bright, cheerful tone.*
Today, we are going by an old biology standby, and dissecting frogs. I want to know whether your frog is male or female, adult or juvenile, and if there are any abnormalities you can detect. The handouts next to each station should include all information you will need.
*A beat.*
If you feel the need to throw up, there is also a bucket by each station. Enjoy.
Greetings, everyone. No snacks today as I believe it would be contraindicated in the presence of rotting flesh. *Such a bright, cheerful tone.*
Today, we are going by an old biology standby, and dissecting frogs. I want to know whether your frog is male or female, adult or juvenile, and if there are any abnormalities you can detect. The handouts next to each station should include all information you will need.
*A beat.*
If you feel the need to throw up, there is also a bucket by each station. Enjoy.
no subject
AUGH! You WOUND me, prof! I'm not THAT SMALL~!no subject
Don't worry. it's only a small woundno subject
Yeah, well, you're about to get a flesh one.and now, for something completely different...
Suddenly, an armless knight in black armor appeared.
John promply shot him.
Re: and now, for something completely different...
Dude, what was he gonna do to you? Bleed on ya?Re: and now, for something completely different...
Prob'ly try to bite my legs off. Wierd.