http://equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-11-17 09:28 am
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Biology

*The students are once again greeted by individual workstations.*

Greetings, everyone. No snacks today as I believe it would be contraindicated in the presence of rotting flesh. *Such a bright, cheerful tone.*

Today, we are going by an old biology standby, and dissecting frogs. I want to know whether your frog is male or female, adult or juvenile, and if there are any abnormalities you can detect. The handouts next to each station should include all information you will need.

*A beat.*

If you feel the need to throw up, there is also a bucket by each station. Enjoy.

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Cally, doing her best to keep down her lunch, dissects the poor adult male frog. It has no liver because someone at it with some fava beans and a nice chianti. This seems odd, so Cally writes it down as an abnormality.

She wonders if the frog was an alcoholic. She wonders if frogs can even be alcholic.

...her mind wanders easily, yes.

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
you forgot the "pfpfpfpfpfpt" noise