Cryptids and You! - Tuesday

[captainskullpoopl]

Hey, your teacher was here this week. But it might have had something to do with the free shoe donuts.

So. Don't feel too proud of him.

"Today is about Krampus," he started. "But the real lesson is on whether or not we should be eating the magic food that pops up here."

Deadpool said, eating another shoe donut.

"Think about it. But not too hard. Are you thinking about It? Stop thinking about it. Wait, now think about it again."

Why did this class even exist? Why?

"Filler classes," Deadpool answered. "First kid to bring me a magic latke gets an A for the semester."

Artifact Restoration, Tuesday 2nd Period

[jedigrammarians]

The Danger Shop was set to the workshop again, but with a space cleared out at the front of class.

"It's the last week, kids," Aphra said cheerfully, with a pile of foil wrapped chocolate in her lap. "Which means that it's presentation time! You get to show off your projects to the rest of the class. If they work, tell us about what they can do, if they don't, sell us on the broken piece of junk anyway, because take it from me, there is always someone who'll buy what you're selling if you're willing to put in the legwork." And that went for more than just artifacts.

Introduction to Earth Zoology, Wednesday, period 1

[livingartifact]

"And so our class ends," Jenkins said as the students gathered. "This is our last week together. I hope you've enjoyed learning as much as I've enjoyed teaching, attacking creatures and all. In lieu of any sort of final exam, which I am as loathe to have to assess as I suspect any of you would be to take, I thought it would be enlightening to take one last field trip, this time to one of the facilities wherein modern humans may enjoy the privilege of watching and occasionally interacting with Earthen animals much the way we have here. I mean, of course, a zoo."

A portal opened, revealing a bright, glimmering entrance. "I hope none of you minds; when I learned that the local zoo celebrates the winter holidays with a display of festive lights alongside the animal attractions, I simply could not resist making sure our portal was scheduled to drop us off after dark. It gives us a rare chance to see some of the animals herein in their nocturnal habits, as well as enjoy some glowing cotton candy."

And if Jenkins ended up going home with a Christmas light mohawk, well. Who could blame him?