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fandomhigh2017-12-12 07:20 am
captainskullpoopl) wrote in fandomhigh2017-12-12 07:20 am
Cryptids and You! - Tuesday
Hey, your teacher was here this week. But it might have had something to do with the free shoe donuts.
So. Don't feel too proud of him.
"Today is about Krampus," he started. "But the real lesson is on whether or not we should be eating the magic food that pops up here."
Deadpool said, eating another shoe donut.
"Think about it. But not too hard. Are you thinking about It? Stop thinking about it. Wait, now think about it again."
Why did this class even exist? Why?
"Filler classes," Deadpool answered. "First kid to bring me a magic latke gets an A for the semester."
So. Don't feel too proud of him.
"Today is about Krampus," he started. "But the real lesson is on whether or not we should be eating the magic food that pops up here."
Deadpool said, eating another shoe donut.
"Think about it. But not too hard. Are you thinking about It? Stop thinking about it. Wait, now think about it again."
Why did this class even exist? Why?
"Filler classes," Deadpool answered. "First kid to bring me a magic latke gets an A for the semester."