Basic Strategy, Monday, Period 4

[halfman-lion.livejournal.com]

Tyrion was already standing on his desk as the students got to class. It had seemed to work well the last time, and he wasn't about to mess with traditions that proved useful.

( Cut because he is a wordy man. )

Philosophy 101- Week #1- Period 4

[fates_jaye]

Any student who hadn't read the course description might have figured something out after the handwavy email telling them class met in the Danger Shop. And the fact that the Danger Shop looked a lot like the inside of a movie theater. There was an usher even giving out popcorn and sodas from a cart.

There probably was some kind of philosophy to this, if you looked hard enough, squinted, tilted your head and jumped up and down on one foot, but Jaye sure as hell wasn't trying that.

"I'm Jaye, this is Philosophy," she said. "Today we're going to be watching a movie called We Got In. Oh, and your TA for this class is going to be Lex. Oh, Lex, assuming you are here if you could hit play?"

Yep. That was totally it. She never would have taken this job if you'd told her she'd have to do actual work.

Cafeteria; Monday Lunchtime [ 01/02 ].

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

Sure, going home for the holidays had been great and everything, but there had been one thing about Fandom High that Butters had really, really missed that he couldn't get while he was in South Park, either, and that was cafeteria food.

That's right, cafeteria food. He was one of the first ones down there at the cafeteria for lunch that day, bouncing eagerly from foot to foot as he got a great big red tray, a wee tiny little milk carton (with a straw, of course!), and his lunch for the day.

Because, admit it, there is always something just really awesome about Salisbury steak and tater tots.

[[ I just really wanted to do a cafeteria post. Open lunchroom is totally open! ]]

Defending Yourself [Monday, Period 1]

[furious-maximus.livejournal.com]

Like most of Max's classes, this one took place in the Danger Shop. Even if said shop was configured to look like a normal classroom.

"Welcome back. Or welcome for the first time if you're not back." Max grinned.

"Since I'm the first class you've got, I can get away with making you go through the introduction thing without it seeming tired. But don't worry, you'll get bored with it before the week is over."

Max grinned since that was okay with him.

"So. Everyone state your name, how many years you've been on the island, and tell us about any experience you've got with defending yourself. Even if the answer is 'none'. Don't worry, by the end of the semester you'll have more."

"Oh, and for next week? Everyone bring something to class that you can use to defend yourself with. Mace, or a roll of quarters, or some brass knuckles. Heck, I'll even accept a pointy stick. Or a not-so-pointy stick."

[OOC: I have, on the spur of the moment, decided to try an experiment: no sign-in sub-thread. Tell me if you hate it, love it, or didn't notice in the OOC thread!

So You're a Fugitive From Justice, Tuesday, 3rd Period

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"Good afternoon, everyone," Zayne said shortly after the bell rang. He had a long history of tardiness himself, so he thought he'd give any tardy students a shot. "A few of you know me already. Actually, a couple of you work for me over at Goodvalor's. Hi, guys. Anyway, I guess I have some explaining to do so you know what I want to do with this class."

"My name is Zayne Carrick, but free to just call me Zayne since I only graduated from here a couple years ago. And once I did that, I went back to my galaxy to try to graduate from a Jedi Academy. If you don't know what a Jedi is, the short version is that they're a monastic order who try to keep peace in the galaxy with what you might think of as magic powers. It's a little more complicated than that, but if you want more information I'd be happy to tell you about it later. Or ask Master Anakin Skywalker, since he's actually a really good Jedi and I honestly had no real chance to even pass the tests."

( And then he talked about how his friends were murdered. HAPPY FIRST DAY OF CLASS! )

[OOC: Warning for discussion of NPC deaths from over a year ago. It's brief and not graphic, I promise.

And I'll be going to sleep soon and then at work until evening. I'll ping if I can from work, but that's not terribly likely.]