Care and Feeding of Hirelings, 2nd Period [Session 6]

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Hook had handwavily announced earlier that today the class would meet in the Danger Shop. Once the few and the proud had gathered, he switched on the program, which projected a single figure: a bearded, short, man with a bizarre piratey dress sense.

( Right Hand People... )

[ooc: OCD comin' up! Open and ready for students]

Creative Writing; Thursday, Third Period [ 06/16 ].

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"Hello, my little ducklings ♥," Shunsui was already seated and comfortable when the students came in as usual this week, with the usual drinks and a few manilla folders in front of him. "Come, have a seat and take your drink and let us begin ♥. Today's topic, for the most part, is inspiration ♥. Inspiration can come from anywhere, and we all have different things that inspire us. I, for example, find most of my inspiration in beautiful women and very good sake ♥. Others might find inspiration in a sunset or a stormy night ♥. The possibilities, really, are quite endless ♥. What inspires you, personally, to create, to write, to take the life you see around you and somehow transform that into beautiful prose ♥?"

"Let us embrace our inspirations and discuss them today, and then I will have a little inspiration exercise for us to pursue and perhaps get some wonderful writing out of our awaiting pens ♥."


[[ OCD on the way has been inspired! ]]

Library; Thursday [ 06/16 ].

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Thought they seemed like a good idea yesterday, Alexander was finding out that spurs and cowboy boots weren't exactly the best thing for a gentleman working in a library. Anyone could find him easily when he went to put the books back into the stacks by the jangle of metal with each step he took.

Still, he kind of liked them, and wasn't quite ready to take them off. He could really get into the whole Old West theme of things, but, once he did get a cart full enough to go put them away, he could at least take the spurs off.

The Library is open!

Childcare for Idiots, Thursday

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"Today we're gonna talk about a very important part of being a parent. Whether its via normal means like havin' a kid, or adopting, or ending up taking care of the messiah after an editorial decision kills off their entire town to make it more edgy... or the always nice 'I woke up with spawn and am pondering surgery to insure this never actually happens'," Deadpool said cheerfully. "Finding yourself a babysitter before you go insane."

Er. Insane-er.

"Now, with Jan here, this process involves Nate being all creepy big brother and possibly bugging people before trusting them with her."

A beat.

"Though his mom did watch her a lot. But that's only because she has those kooky godlike psycho-kinetic powers and a hunger for stars."

Thank you for that, Deadpool. Thank you.

"So I wanna see you brats break off into groups of two a decide what you need in a babysitter. Make sure to take into consideration your spawn's potential magic, mutations, and/or alien abilities. Because not even Mary freakin' Poppins wants to deal with that crap with no warning beforehand."