people suck except when they don't | thursday | period 2 | january 14

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Loki was sitting on his desk, swinging his legs and waiting for the students to file in and take their seats. He even let them socialize a bit before he hopped up and started talking.

"Welcome back," he said, always polite. "It's good to see so many of you made it back because now we get into the real fun of this course. Last week was just the same ole, same ole. This week, we really find out why people can fucking suck sometimes."

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Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 1/14/10

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When class filed on into the room today, there was a massive pile of fabric, construction paper, glitter and glue waiting for them. It was a challenge day, apparently.

"So, class. Today we're gonna start in the deep end of fashion tomfoolery. That's right, we're talkin' 'bout couture." No, there were no hand outs on it. There was a link. Hello.

"If you're still a lil' bit confused as to what looks all couture, I'd say... pretty much anything Lady Gaga wore is an attempt at it. Except the unitards. Bitch is crazy for unitards. I mean, I met her once and she sang me an awesome song, but we didn't sit around and chat about her fashion. Mostly because I still have my manhood and was a vampire at the time."

A beat.

"Not a sparkly one."

That was an important addition, you guys.

"Today, you all are gonna make up your own batshit design so next week you can do a little turn on the catwalk in it. Shake your little tush on the catwalk, yeah," He continued seriously. "So get your asses in gear and make me something Lady Gaga would be apeshit to wear."

Library [1-14]

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George had discovered something new in the library.  Comic books.

He'd be happy to help you, but you'd have to get his attention first.