NNSE, Monday Morning, Period 1 [Nov 19]

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Lulu's eyes raked over the class, amused to see that some of them had been hit by the new Fandom weirdness she'd heard about. After the events of the last week -- wherein she had handwavily spent most of her time in meditations because her mun is an idiot who kept forgetting to do anything with her -- she smiled at the new weirdness worked among the students. Assuming any of the aged students showed up for class.

"Good morning, everyone," she began. "Today we're going to do a little more shuffling of the syllabus. Rather than today's original class, what we're going to do is open the floor. I'd originally intended to give you an opportunity to submit your many questions anonymously ahead of time, but instead I think I'd like to open the floor. Today's assignment is for each of you to ask one question to which you do not know the answer, something which you think might be important to know, but, for whatever reason, you've so far been afraid to ask.

"My reason for doing this is because I have noticed that a number of students have remained... uncomfortable... with a number of the topics that have been discussed in this class. One of my aims in teaching here has been to make students more comfortable with their bodies, and their sexual needs, wants, and desires. Now that you've got a decent grounding in the basics, I'd like to hear more about those personal desires -- while keeping it as respectful as possible. I'd like to encourage discussion today, and if you feel you can answer your classmates' questions, you can certainly attempt to do so." She smiled. "I fact, I'd like to encourage you to do so. The discussion today is going to be open to everyone -- while I'd rather you not shout over each other, you don't need to wait for me to call upon you to contribute. We are all adults here, or near to it, and I trust you all to be respectful of each other as part of this discussion."

[OOC: Comments may -- probably will -- go NSFW due to discussion of sexual topics. I'm experimenting a bit here with the assignment, so here's hoping it all goes OK. ;) Please wait for OCD is up!]

Art 101, Period 4, Class 10 (Monday 11-5)

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Steve stood before his class, looking tired but remarkably cheerful. "First off, I'd like to apologize for not being here last week; I've caught up on radio and wish I could have been here to help, but I had a personal situation to tend to." By which he meant he'd been playing a weeklong cat-and-mouse game with Bucky Barnes and Tony Stark all over Manhattan. Bucky had been trying to kill Tony and dodge Steve, Steve had been trying to stop Bucky and dodge Tony, and Tony had been completely oblivious. He kind of would have taken a plague instead. "And if someone could explain to me what's going on right now, that would be excellent."

Steve decided to go on as he would if the class were completely normal. "Today is all about a subject near and dear to my heart as of yesterday: ( photography )

Library [11/19]

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Sam had very fond memories of working in the library during high school. When he remembered it was Monday, the day he'd usually had his shift, he headed down to the library and situated himself behind the desk with a small stack of books, and a look that dared anyone to try to get him to leave.

Keeping Your Wits About You... [Monday 2nd Period 10-11] Class # 11 DANGER ROOM

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Wilson was not unsympathetic to the events of the past week and the toll it had on the students. So he juggled through the syllabus a little and chose an exercise that was a bit whimsical but at the same time had a physical element that might help the kids focus a bit.

Wilson had handwavily sene out an e-mail to the students to have them meet in the Danger Room and he was there this morning, waiting beside a portable white board.

Once everyone was gathered around, he began the lecture.

( Class Begins! )

[ooc: OCDs are on their way up! Go for it!]

Lunch - Monday 11/19

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Guud murneeng stoodents! Yuoo knoo yuoo oold stoodents meessed thees!

Tudey's Menoo:

-Cheeseboorgers

-French Fries

-Meelkshekes

Adavnced Mad Science, November 20th

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Today, the Danger Shop looked like the usual creepy lab, but without any desks. A very jetlagged Prof Tomoe leaned against the lone table at the front of the class with an enormous cup of coffee in his hand. A pile of silly looking hats sat at either end of the table next to few water guns and flag football belts. He watched the class through bleary eyes until everyone had filtered in.

"Welcome to today's class," he said in a less exuberant tone of voice than usual. "I hope you enjoyed Vice Principle Hades' very informative lesson while I was gone. Today we're talking about alien invasions. A lot of people have the idea that aliens don't exist, or that if they do they're evil creatures that want to conquer the Earth, destroy all life, and set up a new colony for themselves in this branch of the milky way. This, of course, is utterly foolish. Aliens do in fact exist, but they're very nice and only want to help out humanity."

This last part was a total lie, but his evil alien overlords from the Tau Nebula wouldn't want him to spoil their conquest plans too soon.

He took a chug of coffee before continuing. "However, today we're going to test how you would deal with an alien invasion." He paused. "Another alien invasion. For this, I've divided the class into both Humans and Aliens." He pointed at the list on the blackboard at the front of the class:

( The list! )

He motioned to the piles on the desk. "You'll have hats to show which side you're on. The aliens will wear these heavy flight helmets. You won't be able to see out of them, but you will be given a water gun full of koolaid to make up for it. The humans will wear these bowler hats, for no other reason than I think you'll look silly in them. The goal is for the humans to remove the two flags on the aliens' belts without being shot with koolaid. If a human is shot three times, you are considered dead and out of the game. If an alien has both of their flags removed, they are considered dead and out of the game."

He looked around. "If there are no questions, you may all suit up and get to it."

US Government [Tuesday, November 20]

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There's a sign on Josh's classroom door.

Hope you didn't miss the field trip...