Shop Class Week 1 9/4: Intro

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The Danger Shop is set up like the Tool Time set, with a row of audience seats, a desk of handouts, separate workstations, and Tim off-stage wrestling with the remote.

Finally, he got it to work. Sort of. Heidi never had purple hair.

"Does everybody know what time it is?" she called out, holding up a "TOOL TIME" cue card for everyone as Tim ran out.

"Hey, everybody. I'm Tim "The Toolman" Taylor and I will be your shop teacher this semester. I'm on loan from Binford to develop a classroom series in addition to my award winning Tool Time show." He clapped his hands.

"Now, as you'll see by the handouts, we'll be covering some basic home improvement ideas to give you an overview of what to do. Depending on how things work, we may change the schedule and add or delete projects. The midterm is to fix three projects and the final is to have a complete house addition with working bathroom."

"From you guys, I'll need your cooperation and attention. And a teacher's assistant who can perform first aid as I lay bleeding and/or twitching assist me."

"Here is some of the equipment we'll be working with," he said, briefly going over hand tools like hammers and screwdrivers, power hand tools like drills and jigsaws, and the heavy duty stuff like table saws and planers. And then moving on to first aid.

"If you want extra credit there are side projects. If you can come up with an idea for the class, something for your dorm room, we may squeeze it in. But for now, that's all I have until next week."

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Link to roster/class schedule

15 Ways to Protect Yourself and Others - Period 3, Week 1

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Aly had gotten back to the Island just in time for her first class.  Which was why she still had her bags stashed in the corner of the classroom as she sat on the desk, waiting for her class to come in.

"Morning all," she said, grinning, once everyone had come in the room.  "Good to see you all survived your week of no classes.  I'm sure it was difficult. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Alianne.  Call me Aly if you like, everyone does; call me Miss Aly though and I'll have to retaliate in some messy method.  This class is 15 Ways to Protect Yourself and Others which means I'm going to assume you all have some minor interest in the subject.  If not, feel free to head out and find a different class to be bored in."

"This isn't going to be an all combat all the time class.  I prefer to avoid fighting if at all possible so much of what we talk about is going to be ways around it.  Which isn't to say that we're not going to do a bit of fighting techniques and even possibly work with some explosives."  Aly grinned more broadly and glanced around to pick out the students in her workshops over the summer.  "What I'm hoping to to give you all a variety of ideas and ways you can approach a situation in order to get the best possible outcome for you and for others."

"So, to that end, I'd like to get to know those of you I haven't met before and get to know the rest of you all a bit better.  So let's go ahead and everyone introduce themselves, tell two things that they're good at and one thing they're hoping to learn in this class.  I'll start with saying that I'm rather good at making things explode and playing pranks.  And I'm hoping to learn what skills all of you already have."  She smirked.  "Which is a total cheat, I realise, but that's what you get to do when you're the teacher." 


[OOC:  Sorry for the late class!  My brain has been eaten by the Con which bodes poorly for RL class tonight...  Please wait for the OCD is up!]

Basic Japanese - Week 1 - Wednesday Sept 5th 3rd period

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“Hello everyone,” Yondaime smiled from the front of the class. “Welcome to Beginning Japanese. We’ve got a lot to cover in the fifteen weeks that we have together so I apologize for jumping right into it.” He paused to hand out a large packet to everyone, moving with lightening speed through the room ( before continuing. )

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[Syllabus and roster]

Library [09/04]

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Thursday opened the library while balancing a mocha, a box of pastries (America had done nothing good for her eating habits) and the box with the library aide applications in them. She started everything up and sat down to enjoy her breakfast.

Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 09/05

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As the students filed into the classroom, a certain song played on repeat until everyone was there. And then for a little while longer because it amused Deadpool so very much.

"Oh Bea, is there anything you can't do?" He sighed dreamily, gazing off at a spot that very well might be a thought bubble with her image in it, but that's neither here nor there.

"Gooooood morning kiddies! And welcome to Modern Feminism! I hope you're all here to learn about the women who made our lives so much easier. Your lives. The womenfolk. As I am of the Y chromosome persuasion." Deadpool coughed awkwardly, vaguely wondering if having a husband made him teaching this class okay with the womenfolk.

Okay, so he just liked the phrase womenfolk.

(Womenfolk. Heh.)

"Today, being the first day, is, as always, a blow off. Because if I didn't make it so, I'd have to egg my own house," He told them seriously. "So let's get started on the condescending intro activities and introduce ourselves! Tell everyone your name, why you're here, why Bea Arthur is a goddess among women, and what your strong womyn-- that's with a y, by the way-- name is."

( Class Roster )

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