Art 101, Period 4, Class 1

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Steve was glad to finally be in a real classroom in a real school, as there was only so long he could willfully ignore the blown-up school he was supposed to be teaching at. "Good afternoon!" he said cheerfully to his class. "I'm Mr. Rogers, and this is Art 101. In this class we're going to play around with a lot of different art styles, doing some different projects, and maybe we'll have a little bit of a surprise later in the semester. It'll be fun, I promise. You'll be graded, yes, but on effort, not talent, so don't worry about that. If stick figures are the best you can do, great, draw stick figures. This is my TA, Namine," he said, gesturing to her. "So be nice to her.

"Now, today we're just going to get to know each other. I'd like to go around the room, and everyone tell the class your name, any previous experience you have with art classes, and what you think your favorite medium is. And one more interesting thing about you. Okay? Great."

Lunch - Monday 9/3

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Tudey's Menoo:

-Meetlueff

-Meshed Putetues

-Seled

-Jellu

No-Nonsense Sexual Education - Monday, Period 1 - Class 1

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Lulu swept into the classroom, her long skirt, a collection of intertwined belts, rustling against itself as she stepped. Her presence was unmistakeable, as were her... obvious endowments, which likely drew the attention of every male in the room -- or anyone interested in women, at least -- and even the others would likely notice the fact that she must use either tape or magic to hold up her dress, and more likely magic as tape seemed insufficient.

"Good afternoon," came her voice, smooth and confident. "My name is Lulu, and in this class we will be discussing many of the changes and new experiences you will discover, or have already discovered, as part of your adolescence.

( I do wish to maintain... )

[OOC: Please wait for OCD. It should be noted that this will probably go NSFW, just due to subject matter being discussed. Your mileage may vary, restrictions may apply in some provinces, see in store for more details. OCD is up!]

Library [09/03]

[likethegun]

Sam was very glad to be back in the library again for another semester, as proven by his exceptionally good mood.

Fandom's Next Top Runway Model [Monday, Period Five]

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Ares waited for his class to finish arriving before addressing him. "My name is Ares, and I am, despite the certain claims to the contrary by several members of the student body, a god, the God of War to be precise. So I expect you to listen to me when I tell you this. You are all here for one reason and one reason alone. Fashion."

"Fashion is all about creating a first impression, and as a god, I can tell you that first impressions matter, a lot. You want to appear imposing, grand, sexy. Which is why you're all here, to find has not only the eye, but the attitude for fashion. To create, then pit your creations against each other in the most vicious theatre of war known to man or god."

So he was a little overly dramatic.

"Since I realise that you may not have proper time to prepare, so we're going to start with something simple. Arms, they're great," Naturally, Ares considered it completely appropriate to remove his vest to emphasise his point. "You've got to love that in this this country you all have the right to bare arms. Plus it's a good ice breaker, so I want you all to show off your arms, and maybe little more if you feel like it, while introducing yourself to the class and telling us about why you chose this class."

"And for next week's class I want you all to find and bring in leather clothing. Preferably tight."

[ooc: wait for OCD up!]

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Adavance Courses in Mad Science, September 4th

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The students had been handwavily sent notes that the Mad Science class would be taking place in the Danger Shop beforehand. Once they arrived, they'd notice that the place had been set up to look like a dark and foreboding laboratory in the basement of a large building. There were desks, but they'd been pushed to the side of the smoke filled room, leaving a foggy space in the middle. A man busied himself with a table full of test tubes at the front of the room.

Curiously, the teacher's head and shoulders were completely covered in shadows, despite the many fluorescent lights in the room. His glasses glowed white, and when he smiled, his mouth glowed a weird red.

"Ah, good afternoon students," he said. "My name is Professor Souichi Tomoe, and I'll be your Mad Science instructor this term. This course will be a bit broader than the one I offered over the summer, so those of you who are repeating students should be able to acquire some new knowledge this time."

( Evil twister. Eeeeeeeeeeevil. )

US Government, Tuesday, September 4

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Josh was yelling at a copy of the Washington Post when the students began arriving. He didn't seem to like George Bush.

Shocker.

"Welcome to US Government. I'm Josh Lyman and up until January 2005 I was the deputy chief of staff for President Josiah Bartlet. You may all be suitably impressed now." He looked around the room. "Good."

"This is a class about how the US government works, or on occasion, comes to a screeching, painful halt. I've worked in both the legislative and executive branches and worked extensively with the judicial branch as well, so I'm very excited to bring my wealth of knowledge of all things government to your eager young minds."

He took a sip of coffee, then a bite of one of the finest bagels in the land. Just this once he'd even brought enough to share.

"Okay, maybe I'm not excited, and maybe you're not eager, but work with me here, people. Knowing how the government works is part of your responsibility as Americans. Um, if you are Americans. If you're not, learning about the government of this completely other country is a fascinating hobby that will get you lots of dates." He raised an eyebrow. "Really."

"This class will focus mostly on the federal government and how it operates because I'm running the class and find all things dealing with state and local politics to be stupefyingly boring." He held up a hand. "You might have other opinions, but I, well, don't care that much."

He handed around copies of the class syllabus. "As it says so clearly at the top of the page, today we discuss why you should care about government. Now I know why I care about the government, but explain to me why you care at all what bills the House of Representatives is debating, or who sits on the Supreme Court. Or who's elected President, or governor, or to the local school board." He waved his hand. "Or if you don't, explain that too."

He sat down at his desk and pointed at random to a student. "You. Name, class, why you care about government."

Lunch - Tuesday 9/3

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Tudey's Menoo:

-Speghettee und Meetbells

-Gerleec Breed

-Seled

-Pooddeeng

Prophecy in Theory and Practice, Class One (09/04)

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Tuesday, September 4, Second Period

As the class entered and took their seats, Aziraphale was laying out a set of books and handouts for each student. There was a nice spread of scones, muffins, and danishes laid out on a table in the center of the circle of chairs, along with pots of tea and coffee. Once everyone had settled in, he sat down in a comfortable-looking chair and picked up a teacup.

( Welcome to Prophecy in Theory and Practice )

[ooc: There is a description of the classroom here, as it's not arranged in the typical classroom style. The only requirement is that you tag the Sign In thread, but interacting with the other students in Class Discussions is strongly encouraged. It'll be much more fun that way! Please wait for the OCD is up and class is in session!.]

Class Roster
Syllabus
Class Requirements