How to be a Comic Book Superhero [Monday, 8/19]

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

The disciples of Bob (and assembled sidekicks) gathered today in the Danger Shop for their final and greatest challenge. Bob was looking a little misty-eyed by the table of Mooby Egg Muffins and orange juice - all superheroes need a balanced breakfast before a good butt-kicking.

Jay was playing with a bong saber at the entrance to the cave which might look suspiciously like that one from the cheesy television series staring Burt Ward and Adam West.

There was no instruction today.

There was only a man with a comically over-sized fist crashing through the wall of the cave and cackling, "I've found your secret stash now!"

[[OCD coming up. All encounters with Mark Hamill Cockknocker Mark Hamill can be handwaved to whatever extent you want. I am on X-TREME slowplay for the next two weeks. You're all amazing and made of win and crack and I love you.]]

Potpourri - Monday 8/19

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Buster had once again handwavily told his students to go to the Danger Shop today. He looked extremely amused with himself. He was about to inflict horrible mental torture on these kids and they had no idea. If Buster was the type to laugh evilly he would totally laugh evilly.

"Hahaha-oh jeez" Buster sneezed a few times into his sleeve before continuing to speak. "Heeeeey students. So here we are. The last day of class. It's sort of sad in a scholarly sort of way."

"Today we'll be continuing on our 'life sucks' theme. Are some of you in the Dealing With Stupid People class?" he paused for a moment to see if anyone raised their hands. "Today's activity sort of deals with the same thing."

He tapped his hook against his desk nervously. "People...hmm, how to say this. People are weirdos. Weird weirdos who say and do weirdo things. They most likely think you're the weirdo for thinking that they are a weirdo but in reality you're not the weirdo, they are! I'm completely normal, mother!"

Buster frowned. "You can't avoid weirdos. You run into them at work, in bars, in public restrooms. They're your bosses, your friends and your family. Weirdos are everywhere. But you learn how to deal with them and eventually you like said weirdos. Or if they're your family members you learn how to not stab them all with your hook."

"So today you are going to be talking to some holographic replicas of people I know in real life." said Buster. "Not all of them are weirdos...oh who am I kidding, you all met GOB. Just enter through one of the doors and you'll be in a scenario with one of my family members or friends of the family. Survive a conversation with them without crying or being attacked then you win. At life."

"Alright, saddle up!"

[Availability is shaky until 2:30pm because of school. OCD up! Note: Some of the Bluths aren't as nice and caring as Buster and GOB are hahaha!. So keep in mind I love you all OOCly]