Announcements [Monday Mid Morning]

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The announcements today are short and to the point due to the mess that is Umbridge's office today.

"Johnny Storm, Elizabeth Delgado and Summer Roberts, please report to my office immediately. Do not keep me waiting."

[There will be better announcements in the coming days. Poor dear Umbridge just has a lot to deal with today. If you were called and you can't make it, don't worry! It's totally cool!]

Sex Edder #7, Monday, Period 3

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When everyone had gathered, GOB gave a warm smile to the group.

"Well, we're at the end of the summer here and that means that all of us are done with this crap. Well, except for you. You'll be going back to real school in a couple weeks while I'll go back to selling you booze. You know, you don't like me and I don't like any of you... well, except you," he said, pointing to somebody at random and kind of waving his hand around so it could have been any number of people, really, "but we all learned something here, I think. And by 'we,' I mean you. Because let's be honest, I already know all there is to know about sex. That's why we call this workshop 'Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way: Sex Edder.' Because I'm GOB Bluth, and I know this stuff."

"But just so we get out of here on something that I know very well and maybe you'll know a little of by the time we're done, I have one more lesson for you. It's a little thing I like to call ( Things to Do When You Can't Remember the Name of Your One Night Stand )

[OOC: Thank you all so much for putting up with my insanity.]

Pie for Beginners - Monday August 20th

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There was a handwavey notification sent to everyone in class, to meet outside at the campfire area and to wear clothes they don’t mind getting messy. Yondaime had said there was going to be a pie fight, and he’d be damned if he wasn’t going to let that happen.

When the students arrived, Yondaime was sitting on the ground, surrounded by whipped cream pies and a huge grin on his face. “Good Morning! I’m sorry about last week, but I got kind of sick. This is our last class together, and if you’ve been paying attention to the syllabus, you know that we’re having a pie fight today, filled with good, clean, old-fashioned fun. You’ve all been a fantastic class; it’s amazing how fast 7 weeks have flown by, I just with that we could have had more time.”

“Anyway, this is no holds barred fight. The only thing I ask is that if you have any ultra powers, is not to use them, small powers are okay though,” he smiled and spun the pie on his finger. If there aren’t any questions then the pies are all yours!” Yondaime grinned and quickly got out of the way, so as not to be trampled by students going for pies.

[Plz Wait for OCD OCD IS UP! PIE AWAY!!]

Construction: Monday August 20th, All Day

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Laid out for the workers is an array of small projects involving screwdrivers, paint and brushes, tar and shingles - anything that, unlike last week's efforts - won't make noise.

While there's still large machinery around that could be used for that, Xander's decided to step down that aspect of the ... thing that is not in any way an annoyance campaign. Wouldn't want people to get used to it and start to tune it out.

Instead, the construction site is completely silent.

Except for the boom-box directly under a certain window.

Playing Ever The Same.

On repeat.

When the workers arrive, Xander just holds up a finger to his lips.
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[OOC: Open!]

[Creatures of Nature - 5th Period, 8/20]

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D handwavily notified the students to bring their pets with them to class, so that when they arrived he had the tables set up for the various cages to rest on.

"I know that you have had these animals for but a few weeks, but it is time to return them," he began. "And in the process show me what you may have learned, how they have affected your lifestyle in assuring theirs was comfortable, and what you thought of your pet in general."


[OOC: Wait for OCD is up.]

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Library [08/20]

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Sam stopped at the Perk to load up on caffeine before heading to open the library very late, omg I'm sorry.

Mad Science, final class, August 21st

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Yet again, the Mad Science students were told to meet for class at the Danger Shop. This time, Prof Tomoe met them outside of the building and stood outside the door. His grin was eviller than usual this week.

"Good afternoon, class. It seems as though we've come to the end of our semester already. I hope that you've been paying attention in class, as this week's final exam is a practical test. Inside the building, you will find a victim. Your job is to put the plan you designed into action, and have your monster rip out their pure heart crystal to check whether or not it is a Talisman before you are defeated. And yes, your daimon will most likely be destroyed over the course of the exam. If you can go, let's say, five solid minutes before being defeated, we'll consider that a pass."

He laughed evilly before stepping away from the door to let the students in one at a time. "Good luck."


Please wait for everything to be set up before pinging in. Go for it.

Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, August 21, 2nd period]

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Josh was sitting in a chair in the Danger Shop, which was mocked up to look like Caritas a karaoke bar.

"One of the most common places to run into stupid people--especially stupid ones who won't take hints--is in a social situation."

He waved his hands around. "Stupid people who don't know lyrics, stupid people who order drinks with plastic monkeys in them, stupid people who won't take no for an answer, it's all wrapped into a typical Friday night." He grinned. "And that's your challenge today. You get to be those annoying people. All of you. See how long mutual stupidity will last before one of you has to break character and attempt to beat each other with sticks."

He took a sip from his mug of coffee. "It's been a thing, kids. See you all in government class."