How to be a Comic Book Superhero [Monday, 8/19]

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

The disciples of Bob (and assembled sidekicks) gathered today in the Danger Shop for their final and greatest challenge. Bob was looking a little misty-eyed by the table of Mooby Egg Muffins and orange juice - all superheroes need a balanced breakfast before a good butt-kicking.

Jay was playing with a bong saber at the entrance to the cave which might look suspiciously like that one from the cheesy television series staring Burt Ward and Adam West.

There was no instruction today.

There was only a man with a comically over-sized fist crashing through the wall of the cave and cackling, "I've found your secret stash now!"

[[OCD coming up. All encounters with Mark Hamill Cockknocker Mark Hamill can be handwaved to whatever extent you want. I am on X-TREME slowplay for the next two weeks. You're all amazing and made of win and crack and I love you.]]

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[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

For the last and yet still heroic time.

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[iftheseshadows.livejournal.com]

For the last heroic moment...

Neil -CARPE DIEM!- Perry

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[ashockingbitch]

Jenny Sparks! With her intrepid sidekick, Michael Flame!

Eat breakfast

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, rubbery eggs on flat English muffins with processed cheese and fake haaaaam . . .

Re: Eat breakfast

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny poked warily at her breakfast as she waited for her sidekick.

Re: Eat breakfast

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan Michael Flame eyed the food. "Are we sure it won't eat us?" he asked. "I'm pretty sure I saw something just like it, last time I went through the Crossings."

Re: Eat breakfast

[by137.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Eggs. Sort of.

A.J. wasn't playing with his food; he was making art out of it, thank you very much, taking apart the Mooby Muffins and making a new construct out of them using plastic forks for constructs as he waited for his sidekick-slash-roommate.

He was going to call it The Body as Temple.

Or just Disgusting.

(But kind of tasty).

Re: Eat breakfast

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco could eat anything. Sometimes, this had its uses.

Re: Eat breakfast

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Robin skipped the food and just drank the OJ as he waited for his sidekick.

Re: Eat breakfast

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny showed up, totally not looking forward to having see Umbridge later.

"Yo, Robin, what's up little buddy?"

Re: Eat breakfast

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

Mikey's pizza happened to be his sidekick, today. So he just helped beef his good buddy up by throwing a few chunks of egg and ham on top.

Handwavily combat Cockknocker!

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

There's a reason he's called that, you know.

Re: Handwavily combat Cockknocker!

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny and Michael Flame's epic battle with Cockknocker lasted approximately 2.7 seconds. Then they went for drinks, leaving a twitching, slightly smoking Cockknocker behind.

Re: Handwavily combat Cockknocker!

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

The Turtle Titan was lucky enough to not have a -ahem- cock to knock. He did, however, have a large three-cheese-salami-rubbery-egg-and-fake-ham-and-pork-rind pizza, which happened to make an excellent shuriken for the purposes of the battle.

Mikey was convinced that he had the best sidekick ever.

Re: Handwavily combat Cockknocker!

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

The Bouncer kinda confused Cockknocker by calling him Mark, and acting like they'd met before on a variety show.

Re: Handwavily combat Cockknocker!

[the_merriest]

Like the Cockknocker stood a chance against Agent Orange and the Spoooooooooooooooooooon Avenger. Neither of them even had cocks.

Slowplay combat Cockknocker!

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

George Lucas is going to sue somebody's ass.

Re: Slowplay combat Cockknocker!

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke stared like a staring thing that stares.

Re: Slowplay combat Cockknocker!

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

"That could be weirder." Marco commented.

Re: Slowplay combat Cockknocker!

[im-afrog.livejournal.com]

Adam just stared. Of course, he'd seen some strange things back home, but still.

Talk to the TA

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Although she won't be one much longer.

Re: Talk to the TA

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

Rogue supposed that things could be worse. You know, if she actually had to continue talking to the teachers after the workshop.

Well, the quiet guy wasn't bad.

Talk to Silent Bob

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

He looks so proud.

Re: Talk to Silent Bob

[by137.livejournal.com]

"Oh, hey," A.J. gave a smile as he stumbled over to talk to...well, talk at Silent Bob after the eventual battle. "Class last week. I missed it because I was a little puppy. My sidekick-slash-roommate can vouch for me."

OOC

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

I'm going to bed.