How to be a Comic Book Superhero [Monday, 8/19]

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

The disciples of Bob (and assembled sidekicks) gathered today in the Danger Shop for their final and greatest challenge. Bob was looking a little misty-eyed by the table of Mooby Egg Muffins and orange juice - all superheroes need a balanced breakfast before a good butt-kicking.

Jay was playing with a bong saber at the entrance to the cave which might look suspiciously like that one from the cheesy television series staring Burt Ward and Adam West.

There was no instruction today.

There was only a man with a comically over-sized fist crashing through the wall of the cave and cackling, "I've found your secret stash now!"

[[OCD coming up. All encounters with Mark Hamill Cockknocker Mark Hamill can be handwaved to whatever extent you want. I am on X-TREME slowplay for the next two weeks. You're all amazing and made of win and crack and I love you.]]

Comments

Re: Slowplay combat Cockknocker!

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco pouted. "Fine, fine. Wanna play bait?"

Re: Slowplay combat Cockknocker!

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle sighed with a good dose of overexaggeration. She knew she should have thought better of playing sidekick to a boy. Or to anyone for that matter. She shook her head; if this were a real superhero team and it continued on, a corperate take-over would so be in order. "Okay, fine. But only because I could probably do bait better than you. You just want me to distract him, then?"