Lunch - Friday 3/23

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Guud murneeng stoodents! Oone-a mure-a dey teell zee veekend! I hupe-a yuoo ell soorfeefe-a!

Tudey's Menoo:

-Puncekes

-Scrembled Iggs

-Becun

-Tuest

Okay so today was the last day of Das Schnitzel's experiment. She hoped that maybe, just maybe one day would go by with students actually listening to the sign that read Special - Do Not Eat. She doubted it though.

((It's up!))

Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You, Class Ten [Period 5, Thursday]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Ares was fiddling with the controls of the dangershop as the class trooped in.

"Monotheism," he said, finally. "Clearly one of the worst ideas ever. Spawned by egotistic, cowardly gods who can't take a little competition when it comes to getting worshippers."

In case the class couldn't tell this was something of a sore spot for him. "And that's pretty much all I have to say on the matter."

"However," he said, touching a control and causing a vast CGI-ed structure to appear. "Since I'm under contract to deliver a lesson more than one paragraph long, today you're going to be recreating a battle between minions of one of these One Gods as set down in the mindless blatherings of that blonde which I only read to see what she wrote about me."

"Half of you are going to be demons, the other half angels," he said, and waved a hand. "You can pick which side you want to be on, and I've configured the dangershop so that once you've put on the provided costumes, the wings won't just be decorative. You'll be able to fly like you're doing wirework and hopefully fight while flying as well."

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up!]

[Class Roster|Syllabus|Previous Classes]

Adventuring Survival Tactics, March 23. Period 4

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

The Doctor said nothing as students came in today, and merely switched on a film projector when they all arrived. An episode of "Martial Art" started to play.

Before the class period was even halfway over, the Doctor was no longer in his seat. Where did he go? It is a mystery!

[ooc: Sorry folks. Was whoa exhausted last night and don't really have time to come up with a proper class now. Hopefully next week will be better.]

US Government [Friday, March 23, 1st period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh looked up from his crossword puzzle when the government class began walking in.

"Today we talk about the judicial branch," he said. "Specifically, the Supreme Court: the people who will decide if the bills the Congress passes and the President signs are Constitutional." He grinned. "So, other than wear cool robes, what do they do?"

Josh lectured from his notes. He spent a lot of time on landmark Court cases, too. You might think Marbury v. Madison and Dred Scot would be on a test sometime soon.

"All right," he said. "We know that the only way to get rid of a member of the Supreme Court is either through retirement or the icy hand of death. Why do you think the Founders decided that was important for the federal judiciary? Do you think they would've reconsidered given that we live much longer now?"

Student Council [lunchtime]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh was asleep resting his eyes -- just for a second! -- as he waited for the Student Council to arrive.

When they did, he waved them towards the Chinese food in the back of the room. "Prom and, well, more prom," he said. "Get to the talking and planning, people!"

Then he went back to sleeping resting his eyes, his amazing leadership skills tapped out for the moment.

Bend And Break - Keane

Announcements, Friday Morning

[bigdamnprincipal]

"Good morning students," Zoe said, after firing up the PA system. "Did you enjoy the break where everyone behaved themselves so I wouldn't have to do this? I know I did.

"The following students need to report to detention tomorrow morning with Deadpool:

Dick Casablancas
William Kessler
Cindy Mackenzie
Elizabeth Sherman
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester

"Those of you who didn't earn that, I'm very sorry. And that's all I have for announcements this morning. Thank you."

Music is Love: Friday [3/23] - Third Period

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

Lorne is busy lounging in his chair with a big old pair of sunglasses talking on his cell phone to his agent.

"I don't care what that schmuck says Roger. Give 'em hell and get me a percentage," Lorne said in a very "Hollywood" fashion before hanging up.

"Kittens! Welcome to class. Today your theme was to come up with a closing track to the hip new film "Fandom Chicken: the Motion Picture". Our guest judge today is... dare I say it? Genius? Mad? Has a mask only a mother could love? Or is it all of the above. Give it up for Valenteen!"

Lorne sat back in his chair. "Now someone be a good production assistant and get me a latte so we can get this party started."

[ooc: OCD. It is coming. It is here. Go forth and... you know. Whatever.]

Library [03/23]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory hurried in, still sleepy for the first time in a long time, and opened the library.

Self Defense Club, Friday [After the Assembly]

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

When the other students arrive, they will notice their surroundings are a bit different this time around.

They will find themselves in a park setting, with what looks like a picnic or birthday party that has been disrupted by... a giant rubber monster. Huh, what's up with that? We're on crack, I know! :D

Scattered around the park, are numerous garbage cans and soccer balls, and various party paraphernalia that's totally moddable.

Tori and Conner were in the room, waiting for everyone to arrive.

[OOC: OCD is coming right up! Slowplay for me for a little while, going to see a friend's concert and then possibly to see "Happy Feet", free of charge!]

Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 10, Period 3 (Danger Shop)

[no-toast-thanks.livejournal.com]

Those that came to class today would find themselves on the docks faced with a huge sailing ship. The ship wasn't quite ready to go and was being attended to by a mixture of humans and Muppets.

"Shipping out will not take long," Mr Arrow, the first officer, said to everyone. "We are almost ready. Mmm. Yes. Then we will go off, off into the ocean for adventure!" He adjusted his hat and headed off to do first officer-type things.

Thursday turned to the class. "There's a would-be mutineer amongst the crew. You don't have to go aboard, but you can if you'd like. Search the area and talk to the key members of the crew either on the ship, here on the docks or over in the tavern. Find the mutineer and then decide whether to stop him or join him."


Class Roster | Syllabus
Your Detective Kit | Novice's Guide to Villains & Villainy Handbook

Detention, The Dangershop - 03/24

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There was a runway in the middle of the danger shop. This couldn't bode well for anyone with a detention.

At the end of the runway was a picture of Deadpool looking, dare it be said, fierce. It was a mystery just how he had perfect makeup done OVER the mask, but sometimes it was best to leave things unknown. Below the picture was a sign in sheet for all the little juvenile delinquents to give their John Hancock to.

Dick Casablancas
William Kessler
Cindy Mackenzie
Elizabeth Sherman
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester

Once all the students were in the danger shop, Deadpool sashayed down the runway in a Marvel Girl costume. The yellow thong made him feel so liberated, like he could take on the world.

"Goooood morning ladies and ladies with more masculine attributes. Today we're going to see if any of you have what it takes to become Fandom's next top model. You will have to go through a series of very important tests to see just who has what it takes to become a super model." A pause. "And a some tests just for my own amusement. Enjo~oy."

[[ooc: Please wait for the OCD is up. *whimper*

ETA: 12:15 Central Time - AFK for a few hours to be social, I will pick up all the fierce pings when I get back BACK!]]