Detention, The Dangershop - 03/24

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There was a runway in the middle of the danger shop. This couldn't bode well for anyone with a detention.

At the end of the runway was a picture of Deadpool looking, dare it be said, fierce. It was a mystery just how he had perfect makeup done OVER the mask, but sometimes it was best to leave things unknown. Below the picture was a sign in sheet for all the little juvenile delinquents to give their John Hancock to.

Dick Casablancas
William Kessler
Cindy Mackenzie
Elizabeth Sherman
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester

Once all the students were in the danger shop, Deadpool sashayed down the runway in a Marvel Girl costume. The yellow thong made him feel so liberated, like he could take on the world.

"Goooood morning ladies and ladies with more masculine attributes. Today we're going to see if any of you have what it takes to become Fandom's next top model. You will have to go through a series of very important tests to see just who has what it takes to become a super model." A pause. "And a some tests just for my own amusement. Enjo~oy."

[[ooc: Please wait for the OCD is up. *whimper*

ETA: 12:15 Central Time - AFK for a few hours to be social, I will pick up all the fierce pings when I get back BACK!]]

Comments

Meet the Models

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Tell why you're here and why you think that you're model material.

Re: Meet the Models

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

"I'm here because the detention participant randomiser has a sick sense of humour," Mac said simply. She doesn't even really know if there's such a thing, but if there is, she's not a fan.

She wasn't even touching the model material question. And, she's totally wearing that STD shirt today.

Re: Meet the Models

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Ugh, I'm here because of that stupid ass lottery thing." said Dick. "And why do I think I'm model material? Have you seen my ass? It's a work of art!"

Re: Meet the Models

[pyroliz.livejournal.com]

"I'm here because I was selected in the detention lottery," Liz said quietly, she hoped that she didn't have to answer the model question.

Re: Meet the Models

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Detention Lottery. What kind of model are we talking about?"

Miss J

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Alright ladies, we're going to teach you how to stomp the runway in stilettos," Miss J told them. "But that's not all. You're going to have to do this with crabs walking the runway too."

There was a pile of heels of various sizes and dozens of very unhappy crabs on the runway.

What crabs had to do with modeling, Deadpool wasn't exactly sure.

Re: Miss J

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac eyed the crabs skeptically, before trying to find some stilettos without open toes in the pile, just in case she miss-stepped. She really did like having all her toes.

Re: Miss J

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick was very relieved to see the eating type of crabs on the runway. You never knew, models can be kind of slutty. The whole stilettos thing? Was not working out.

Guess a future as a drag queen is out of the picture.

Re: Miss J

[pyroliz.livejournal.com]

Liz really couldn't believe that she was doing this as she tried to find a pair of stilletos that fit her. As she did this she tried to figure out a way she could do this without doing any major damage.

Re: Miss J

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

Janice (And her breasts)

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"A good model should be able to take criticisms in stride and I'm going to rip you girls apart," Said Janice Dickenson's chest... wait. No. It was her talking, not the plastic surgery.

Please don't stare directly at the bust, it's like a horrible train wreck that you can't look away from.

Re: Janice (And her breasts)

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick couldn't help but stare. He knew that it probably would be rude to ask an elderly woman if he could cop a feel but who could blame him if he did? Those things were like the Hope Diamond of fake breasts!

And her face! How could she speak with none of her face muscles moving? Someone should really conduct scientific experiments on her.

Re: Janice (And her breasts)

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac did try to keep her eyes about the neck. Really she did. It just wasn't as easy as all that.

It might look like she has a bit of a neck crick because of it, though.

Re: Janice (And her breasts)

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy cheated by looking over her shoulder at the wall behind her.

Lunch

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Bottled water and a few crackers.

Mmm, model cuisine.

Re: Lunch

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick might have been hoarding the crackers. Screw what Janice said. He was hungry.

Re: Lunch

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac was left with just water out of these options, and not just because Dick was squirreling away most of the crackers. Even if she had found some he'd missed, they probably weren't vegan.

At the moment, she was just happy to not be forced into modelling.

The Photoshoot

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Time to put all that experience with crabs and coked out former models and try to take a decent picture. While wearing a garbage bag.

Make it fierce.

Re: The Photoshoot

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick has posed in the mirror plenty of times before. Of course he's never done it in a trash bag but how different could it be? He tried to be as fierce as possible but it would have been easier if he had any idea what that meant.

Re: The Photoshoot

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac stared at her trash bag somewhat horrified.

Not only did she have to wear plastic, she also had to have her wearing plastic immortalised on film. That was so wrong.

Re: The Photoshoot

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy had used trashbags as ponchos before.

Talk with Tyra

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Tyra was there to talk to you and help you through any problems you might have. Unless it was a problem with being prettier than her, in which case she'll cut a bitch.

Re: Talk with Tyra

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

After all that Mac's been told about Tyra so far today, she's actually a little intregued to meet her, and quite glad to be out of the photoshoot.

The Judging Panel

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Now they will critic all your work so far and then decide just who will be Fandom's next top model.

Re: The Judging Panel

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Once Mac was pretty sure the torture was almost over, she ended up in front of the panel. They would save the worst for last, right?

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

WHY AM I INSANE?!

Re: OOC

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE THE WORLD WOULD HAVE IT NO OTHER WAY! <3