fandomhigh | Detention, The Dangershop

There was a runway in the middle of the danger shop. This couldn't bode well for anyone with a detention.

At the end of the runway was a picture of Deadpool looking, dare it be said, fierce. It was a mystery just how he had perfect makeup done OVER the mask, but sometimes it was best to leave things unknown. Below the picture was a sign in sheet for all the little juvenile delinquents to give their John Hancock to.

~~Dick Casablancas~~
William Kessler
~~Cindy Mackenzie~~
~~Elizabeth Sherman~~
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester

Once all the students were in the danger shop, Deadpool sashayed down the runway in a Marvel Girl costume. The yellow thong made him feel so liberated, like he could take on the world.

"Goooood morning ladies and ladies with more masculine attributes. Today we're going to see if any of you have what it takes to become Fandom's next top model. You will have to go through a series of very important tests to see just who has what it takes to become a super model." A pause. "And a some tests just for my own amusement. Enjo~oy."

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up. *whimper*

~~ETA: 12:15 Central Time - AFK for a few hours to be social, I will pick up all the fierce pings when I get back~~ BACK!]]

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Tell why you're here and why you think that you're model material.

"Alright ladies, we're going to teach you how to stomp the runway in stilettos," Miss J told them. "But that's not all. You're going to have to do this with crabs walking the runway too."

There was a pile of heels of various sizes and dozens of very unhappy crabs on the runway.

What crabs had to do with modeling, Deadpool wasn't exactly sure.

"A good model should be able to take criticisms in stride and I'm going to rip you girls apart," Said Janice Dickenson's chest... wait. No. It was her talking, not the plastic surgery.

Please don't stare directly at the bust, it's like a horrible train wreck that you can't look away from.

Bottled water and a few crackers.

Mmm, model cuisine.

Time to put all that experience with crabs and coked out former models and try to take a decent picture. While wearing a garbage bag.

Make it fierce.

Tyra was there to talk to you and help you through any problems you might have. Unless it was a problem with being prettier than her, in which case she'll cut a bitch.

Now they will critic all your work so far and then decide just who will be Fandom's next top model.

WHY AM I INSANE?!

BECAUSE THE WORLD WOULD HAVE IT NO OTHER WAY! <3

I wish I had detention XD

Tyra's icon makes me think of this (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a294/myocardialinfarction/LJ%20icons/evil.gif).

...Tyra scares me, mommy.

OH SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP WHY?!

It's so true.

Dude. I *wish* I could have gotten either of my girls Detention. So so so so so much.

WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?!

"Ho. Model. Ho. Model. See?"

OMG YOU ARE AWESOME.

As an FYI, Dean and Sam won't be here because they're off being kidnapped and playing rescuer, respectively. Believe me when I say that we are very sad about this. :(

"When I was 17 years old I had to do a photoshoot in detention where I was walking down a runway covered with crabs and then wore a garbage bag and I was in Paris for the first time and had just lost my best friend to a garbage bag related accident but I did not forget my model and I made sure to own that photo by being FIERCE!"

"I'm here because the detention participant randomiser has a sick sense of humour," Mac said simply. She doesn't even really know if there's such a thing, but if there is, she's not a fan.

She wasn't even touching the model material question. ~~And, she's totally wearing that STD shirt today.~~

Mac eyed the crabs skeptically, before trying to find some stilettos without open toes in the pile, just in case she miss-stepped. She really did like having all her toes.

INSANITY FTW!

*goes to watch on YouTube so she knows what she's missing*

Yes! Learn the horror and wonder of ANTM!

*sads*

I was looking forward to Sam in heels. With crabs.

"And you want to be a model because..." Deadpool prompted, artfully crossing his legs like a whore.

"Ugh, I'm here because of that stupid ass lottery thing." said Dick. "And why do I think I'm model material? Have you seen my ass? It's a work of art!"

Snap snap.

Those were some angry crabs. One might almost think ~~the producers~~ Deadpool went out of his way to make this as difficult as humanly possible.

"Can you own that runway Mac? Can you stomp with the fiercest of models?"

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Meet the Models

Miss J

Janice (And her breasts)

Lunch

The Photoshoot

Talk with Tyra

The Judging Panel

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