fandomhigh | Detention, The Dangershop

There was a runway in the middle of the danger shop. This couldn't bode well for anyone with a detention.

At the end of the runway was a picture of Deadpool looking, dare it be said, fierce. It was a mystery just how he had perfect makeup done OVER the mask, but sometimes it was best to leave things unknown. Below the picture was a sign in sheet for all the little juvenile delinquents to give their John Hancock to.

~~Dick Casablancas~~
William Kessler
~~Cindy Mackenzie~~
~~Elizabeth Sherman~~
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester

Once all the students were in the danger shop, Deadpool sashayed down the runway in a Marvel Girl costume. The yellow thong made him feel so liberated, like he could take on the world.

"Goooood morning ladies and ladies with more masculine attributes. Today we're going to see if any of you have what it takes to become Fandom's next top model. You will have to go through a series of very important tests to see just who has what it takes to become a super model." A pause. "And a some tests just for my own amusement. Enjo~oy."

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up. *whimper*

~~ETA: 12:15 Central Time - AFK for a few hours to be social, I will pick up all the fierce pings when I get back~~ BACK!]]

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"I'm here because the detention participant randomiser has a sick sense of humour," Mac said simply. She doesn't even really know if there's such a thing, but if there is, she's not a fan.

She wasn't even touching the model material question. ~~And, she's totally wearing that STD shirt today.~~

"And you want to be a model because..." Deadpool prompted, artfully crossing his legs like a whore.

Mac blinked. "I don't," she said honestly.

Showing her ambivalence, totally the way forward in the competition. Yep.

Deadpool stared. And then he continued to stare. Then is slowly turned into a kicked puppy look.

"But you're fierce!"

Getting the kicked puppy look from a teacher, actually kind of throws Mac. That shouldn't be allowed.

"No I'm not!" she responded automatically. "I don't bite or anything."

Deadpool just wanted his other favorite lesbian to be the best model she could be. Was that too much to ask?

More puppy look. He upped the kicked-ness of this one.

Mac is a sucker for kicked puppy. Damn it.

She sighed. "What do I have to do?"

(The kicked puppy look was the best.)

"Just listen to the scary drag queens and do as they say."

"What happens if I don't?"

It was best to know these things at the outset, really.

"I'll take a puppy hostage," Deadpool told her cheerfully. "And send you pictures of it looking sad and adorable until you do what I want."

"That's blackmail," Mac protested, folding her arms. She should really learn that some people around here, don't really care about legality and ethics and things.

Deadpool stared as if waiting for something more.

He pointed at himself. "Mercenary."

Mac sighed. That was so typical.

After a moment, she had to ask, "And a teacher?" because that seemed like a bizarre combination to her.

"Children are our future and I want to teach them well and other lyrics from the past few decades."

"And scary drag queens are the way to do that," Mac deadpanned. "Okay, then."

"Drag queens are wise beyond their sexual identity issues," Deadpool told her sagely.

"Try not to look down when talking to Janice, it's like staring into an abyss that jiggles."

Mac nodded slowly, a little distracted by the imagery of that particular statement. "Uhh, okay. Thanks," she said carefully. "I'll try and keep that in mind."

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