fandomhigh | Detention, The Dangershop

There was a runway in the middle of the danger shop. This couldn't bode well for anyone with a detention.

At the end of the runway was a picture of Deadpool looking, dare it be said, fierce. It was a mystery just how he had perfect makeup done OVER the mask, but sometimes it was best to leave things unknown. Below the picture was a sign in sheet for all the little juvenile delinquents to give their John Hancock to.

~~Dick Casablancas~~
William Kessler
~~Cindy Mackenzie~~
~~Elizabeth Sherman~~
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester

Once all the students were in the danger shop, Deadpool sashayed down the runway in a Marvel Girl costume. The yellow thong made him feel so liberated, like he could take on the world.

"Goooood morning ladies and ladies with more masculine attributes. Today we're going to see if any of you have what it takes to become Fandom's next top model. You will have to go through a series of very important tests to see just who has what it takes to become a super model." A pause. "And a some tests just for my own amusement. Enjo~oy."

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up. *whimper*

~~ETA: 12:15 Central Time - AFK for a few hours to be social, I will pick up all the fierce pings when I get back~~ BACK!]]

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Tell why you're here and why you think that you're model material.

"I'm here because the detention participant randomiser has a sick sense of humour," Mac said simply. She doesn't even really know if there's such a thing, but if there is, she's not a fan.

She wasn't even touching the model material question. ~~And, she's totally wearing that STD shirt today.~~

"And you want to be a model because..." Deadpool prompted, artfully crossing his legs like a whore.

Mac blinked. "I don't," she said honestly.

Showing her ambivalence, totally the way forward in the competition. Yep.

Deadpool stared. And then he continued to stare. Then is slowly turned into a kicked puppy look.

"But you're fierce!"

Getting the kicked puppy look from a teacher, actually kind of throws Mac. That shouldn't be allowed.

"No I'm not!" she responded automatically. "I don't bite or anything."

Deadpool just wanted his other favorite lesbian to be the best model she could be. Was that too much to ask?

More puppy look. He upped the kicked-ness of this one.

Mac is a sucker for kicked puppy. Damn it.

She sighed. "What do I have to do?"

(The kicked puppy look was the best.)

"Just listen to the scary drag queens and do as they say."

"What happens if I don't?"

It was best to know these things at the outset, really.

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"Ugh, I'm here because of that stupid ass lottery thing." said Dick. "And why do I think I'm model material? Have you seen my ass? It's a work of art!"

Deadpool tilted his head to the side, trying to remember if he had met this kid before.

(Why do I keep thinking of rubber nipples?)

"I don't think I've even seen your ass, so I'll have to take your word on that one."

"I'm here because I was selected in the detention lottery," Liz said quietly, she hoped that she didn't have to answer the model question.

Deadpool stared expectantly. Waving his hands in a circle to tell her to continue.

"Um..." Liz really wasn't sure what to say.

The quiet type, huh?

"Why do you think you're supermodel material?"

This really didn't make it any easier.

"Um, I don't," Liz replied softly.

"But you've got that inner spark that models have!" Deadpool replied. "Okay, maybe not all models because ow burning. My skin still cringes a bit around candles, but still! Spark!"

Liz may have flailed slightly even though she did her best to cover it.

She shook her head, "no, I don't think it's right for me,"

"Spaaaaaark!" Deadpool replied. He really wasn't going to let this go.

Liz just stared, she really had no idea on what else she could say.

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"Detention Lottery. What kind of model are we talking about?"

"A super model."

"So, like, capes and fighting badguys and such?" he deliberately misunderstood.

Deadpool gave him a blank look.

"Yes. Like that. Now put on some heels."