fandomhigh | Detention, The Dangershop

There was a runway in the middle of the danger shop. This couldn't bode well for anyone with a detention.

At the end of the runway was a picture of Deadpool looking, dare it be said, fierce. It was a mystery just how he had perfect makeup done OVER the mask, but sometimes it was best to leave things unknown. Below the picture was a sign in sheet for all the little juvenile delinquents to give their John Hancock to.

~~Dick Casablancas~~
William Kessler
~~Cindy Mackenzie~~
~~Elizabeth Sherman~~
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester

Once all the students were in the danger shop, Deadpool sashayed down the runway in a Marvel Girl costume. The yellow thong made him feel so liberated, like he could take on the world.

"Goooood morning ladies and ladies with more masculine attributes. Today we're going to see if any of you have what it takes to become Fandom's next top model. You will have to go through a series of very important tests to see just who has what it takes to become a super model." A pause. "And a some tests just for my own amusement. Enjo~oy."

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up. *whimper*

~~ETA: 12:15 Central Time - AFK for a few hours to be social, I will pick up all the fierce pings when I get back~~ BACK!]]

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"A good model should be able to take criticisms in stride and I'm going to rip you girls apart," Said Janice Dickenson's chest... wait. No. It was her talking, not the plastic surgery.

Please don't stare directly at the bust, it's like a horrible train wreck that you can't look away from.

Dick couldn't help but stare. He knew that it probably would be rude to ask an elderly woman if he could cop a feel but who could blame him if he did? Those things were like the Hope Diamond of fake breasts!

And her face! How could she speak with none of her face muscles moving? Someone should really conduct scientific experiments on her.

"Hi, Dick right? We're going to need to change that. It's a terrible name," Janice said, boobs shaking a bit as she spoke. Shaking in a 'Holy crap they're gonna blow!' kind of way.

It took a second for Dick to respond because of the breasts of doom. "Okay, name change. Got it." He was used to the name thing by now. What he wasn't used to was plastic jiggling in front of him in such a frightning manner.

And the plastic boobs moved closer as she leaned forward to pinch his hair and frown. "This hair has to go as well. It's like a bleached cat that you found in the ocean and stuck on your head."

He unconciously moved his face away from the demonic knockers. "...why would there be a cat at the ocean?"

"Because it drowned. Just like your chances of winning," She snapped, chest shaking with a righteous anger. "Shave off all that dead cat hair and maybe you'll look like a model."

"After a nose job and some lipo. Put the fork down, tubby."

Mac did try to keep her eyes about the neck. Really she did. It just wasn't as easy as all that.

It might look like she has a bit of a neck crick because of it, though.

"Are you a hunchback or something?"

Mac frowned, and resisted asking if she had a silicon fixation. "No," she replied instead. "Should I?"

They jiggled in opposite directions.

"Then look up, idiot!" Janice looked her over critically. "I don't like your cheekbones, you have terrible eyebrows and your complexion reminds me a bad acid trip."

Mac looked up, and her eyes bugged a little. She did not know breasts could do that.

She was so distracted, she might have actually missed most of that line of insults. She did catch the part about an acid trip, though. "What?"

"You're ugly," Janice said. "It hurts my eyes to look at your hodeous, hunchbacked face."

"And your assets have a life of their own," Mac returned. "So I think we're even."

Janice sniffed haughtily. "My assets were done by the best plastic surgeons in L.A., they're the best money can buy."

Mac shrugged. "People at my old school had better."

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Billy cheated by looking over her shoulder at the wall behind her.

"That pirate movie is over, stop dressing like one," Janice told him.

Billy took off the eyepatch, revealing the scarred, sealed empty eye socket underneath. "Better?"

"No, it's worse! So much worse! Your cheekbones are uneven! You'll never be a model."

Billy snorted and put the patch back on. "If that's all that's wrong, I'll get over it."

Her boobs jiggled dangerously.

"And are you stuck in the eighties? Get a hair cut and maybe we can talk about a portfolio. Just shave that mullet in training before you look like you belong in a Nascar audience."

"90's actually, but close. Plus I think it more resembles a pompadour some days."

"You look like a pirate poodle on crack," She snapped. How dare he contridict her. "NEXT!"

"Hah!" Billy laughed. "Thanks Simon."

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