Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You, Class Ten [Period 5, Thursday]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Ares was fiddling with the controls of the dangershop as the class trooped in.

"Monotheism," he said, finally. "Clearly one of the worst ideas ever. Spawned by egotistic, cowardly gods who can't take a little competition when it comes to getting worshippers."

In case the class couldn't tell this was something of a sore spot for him. "And that's pretty much all I have to say on the matter."

"However," he said, touching a control and causing a vast CGI-ed structure to appear. "Since I'm under contract to deliver a lesson more than one paragraph long, today you're going to be recreating a battle between minions of one of these One Gods as set down in the mindless blatherings of that blonde which I only read to see what she wrote about me."

"Half of you are going to be demons, the other half angels," he said, and waved a hand. "You can pick which side you want to be on, and I've configured the dangershop so that once you've put on the provided costumes, the wings won't just be decorative. You'll be able to fly like you're doing wirework and hopefully fight while flying as well."

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up!]

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Comments

Sign In - TGaY [Class Ten]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Collapse! Yay!

Re: Sign In - TGaY [Class Ten]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam Carter

During the Lecture - TGaY [Class Ten]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Talk, pass notes, whatever.

Re: During the Lecture - TGaY [Class Ten]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

This would be Sam, headdesking as she listened to the "lecture."

Re: During the Lecture - TGaY [Class Ten]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Fly? Wow. Just...wow."

Re: During the Lecture - TGaY [Class Ten]

[the_merriest]

Rikku bounced excitedly in her seat. This was gonna rock.

Re: During the Lecture - TGaY [Class Ten]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter? Not impressed with Ares' take on monotheism even a little bit, since Ares was still just a small "g" god in his book.

Re: During the Lecture - TGaY [Class Ten]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine was the sort who didn't really have a 'God' to begin with, and he wasn't the type to start calling someone who sat on nasty carpet in the big creation story a 'God,' so he was really more excited about the having wings thing.
Except he wasn't, because this fighting thing was really not his cup of low-fat non-whip soy latte tea.

Re: During the Lecture - TGaY [Class Ten]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

WINGS!

Evie might have been more excited about this than was good for *anyone's* health.

Re: During the Lecture - TGaY [Class Ten]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh, look. Talk about demons.

This would be Anders, headdesking himself into no shape to fly.

Pick a Side - TGaY [Class Ten]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

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Pick a Side: Angels - TGaY [Class Ten]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Go on, be a goody-two-shoes.

Pick a Side: Demons - TGaY [Class Ten]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Are you born to be bad?

FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Angel vs Demon with foam weapons yay!

Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Come on you puny angels! Come on! Let's see what you've got!" In her demon attire, Annette flapped her wings, testing them out and rose off the floor a good four feet. And she whipped out her foam sword, ready to battle the weakling's.

Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine stood on the ground and stared at the foamy thing in his hand.
And then he spread his wings, which was pretty cool.
And then he decided he'd much rather just fly laps.

The mun is gone to work for six hours or so; feel free to take him out from behind if you wish. He's a pushover.

Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Go God! Oh Most High! Oh Yay! The ... way!" Evie was making like a cheerleader and bouncing around like a demented cherub. "Beat the demons!"

And -- "Ow." That would be her hitting her head on the structure.

Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

It took a moment or two for Isabel to figure out the mechanics of flight, but when she did, she took to the air, sword in hand.

Talk to Ares - TGaY [Class Ten]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Of course he'll listen to you. Especially if you have suggestions about the best place on the island to erect "Nekkid God vs Squid".

Re: Talk to Ares - TGaY [Class Ten]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Hey, I got a question."

Re: Talk to Ares - TGaY [Class Ten]

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Sir? I missed class because I got turned into a statue."

Talk to the TAs - TGaY [Class Ten]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Wait for them to ping in of course.

Re: Talk to the TAs - TGaY [Class Ten]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam was there, trying to make her costume stretch to cover more of herself and testing the wings.

OOC - TGaY [Class Ten]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

mmm...hot demon women...

Re: OOC - TGaY [Class Ten]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Y HELO THAR ARCHANGEL GABRIELLE.