Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You, Class Ten [Period 5, Thursday]

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Ares was fiddling with the controls of the dangershop as the class trooped in.

"Monotheism," he said, finally. "Clearly one of the worst ideas ever. Spawned by egotistic, cowardly gods who can't take a little competition when it comes to getting worshippers."

In case the class couldn't tell this was something of a sore spot for him. "And that's pretty much all I have to say on the matter."

"However," he said, touching a control and causing a vast CGI-ed structure to appear. "Since I'm under contract to deliver a lesson more than one paragraph long, today you're going to be recreating a battle between minions of one of these One Gods as set down in the mindless blatherings of that blonde which I only read to see what she wrote about me."

"Half of you are going to be demons, the other half angels," he said, and waved a hand. "You can pick which side you want to be on, and I've configured the dangershop so that once you've put on the provided costumes, the wings won't just be decorative. You'll be able to fly like you're doing wirework and hopefully fight while flying as well."

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up!]

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Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[the_merriest]

"They'll need Anti-Loser pills. And we'll beat them with our foam bats. Or me and Dick can, and you can be, like, the person scheduling stuff in the front office."

She clapped her hands and squeed a bit. "Oooooh! Nice! Do I know him? I mean, which one is he?"

Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Anti-Loser pills would cost them a bunch of money too. These non-rocking idiots better be prepared to pay up. Our services are not free! Yeah, I can schedule and every now and then I can watch you two kick butt. Dick's got a mean swing!"

Annette clapped her hands too. "I don't know. He's blonde, 6'1" and totally hot."

Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[the_merriest]

"We'd sell the Anti-Loser pills from our storefront, where you can also schedule us for beating up people. And you can come along and borrow one of my claws and we'll totally teach you to kick butt, 'cause it's seriously not hard."

She grinned. "Oooooh! Congratulations!! He sounds awesome! I kinda know some hot blonde guys but I don't know which one Dick is. I should totally ask them, next time."

She blushed and giggled. "My dude's a hot blonde, too. But I think he's a couple inches shorter."