Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You, Class Ten [Period 5, Thursday]

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Ares was fiddling with the controls of the dangershop as the class trooped in.

"Monotheism," he said, finally. "Clearly one of the worst ideas ever. Spawned by egotistic, cowardly gods who can't take a little competition when it comes to getting worshippers."

In case the class couldn't tell this was something of a sore spot for him. "And that's pretty much all I have to say on the matter."

"However," he said, touching a control and causing a vast CGI-ed structure to appear. "Since I'm under contract to deliver a lesson more than one paragraph long, today you're going to be recreating a battle between minions of one of these One Gods as set down in the mindless blatherings of that blonde which I only read to see what she wrote about me."

"Half of you are going to be demons, the other half angels," he said, and waved a hand. "You can pick which side you want to be on, and I've configured the dangershop so that once you've put on the provided costumes, the wings won't just be decorative. You'll be able to fly like you're doing wirework and hopefully fight while flying as well."

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up!]

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Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine stood on the ground and stared at the foamy thing in his hand.
And then he spread his wings, which was pretty cool.
And then he decided he'd much rather just fly laps.

The mun is gone to work for six hours or so; feel free to take him out from behind if you wish. He's a pushover.

Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy was partially raised by bad guys. He knocked Valentine over the head from behind. Not hard, but...still.

Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine was accoted from the rear by a squishy foamy thing.
While in mid-air.
This was certainly a new experience, and he reacted the only way someone who never had wings before was apt to react.

He fell, of course. Flailing his arms all the way down.

Re: FIGHT! - TGay [Class Ten]

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Wings!" Billy called out. "Flap your wings not your arms!"