Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 26, Period 1, 04.13.06

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[OOC: And once again, I interact little. But there's a good reason for it this time! I'm here, Obi-Wan's here, we're all here, let's party. Class Info Post.]

The Tick was sitting behind his desk with a smile on his face. Even Lockheed seemed slightly interested in what was going on today. "Hello, students! Sorry I wasn't here on Tuesday. I was fighting that most fearsome of all foes, the Uncommon Cold! Thank you, Rory, for covering for me at the last minute."

"Today, we have a special guest lecturer who is here to tell us about another view of Justice that we've had some exposure to. Please welcome Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi!"

School Announcements, April 13

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Once again the announcements are very prompt today. People with no early classes may start hoping this doesn't become a trend.

"Good morning. The slime attacks and w -- spontaneous bouts of hydration are continuing to occur today. They have unfortunately been joined by spontaneous creamed corn attacks which appear to have no trigger word and in fact happen entirely at random. Those of you who are mobile, good luck in avoiding them. Thank you, and please remember the importance of personal hygiene at this time."

(no subject)

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Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Cheeckee Feengers

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-Seled

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Political Campaigning (Thursday, April 13, 4th period)

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Josh was in the classroom covered almost completely in a yellow rain slicker.

He wasn't taking any chances today.

"All right. Let's talk more about phonebanks and door-to-door volunteers. Let's say you magically have, I don't know, all of the volunteers you'd need and then some." He raised an eyebrow. "Which never happens, so don't get too excited. What do you have them do?"

He spread his hands out. "The question is more what don't you get them to do. They can send out mailers and organize walk routes and print out phone scripts and call people to come to rallies and knock on doors. The little old lady brigade will come out in force during the day--get them to cross-check phone numbers and call their little old lady friends. They'll be able to tell you who on the voter list is no longer among the living--with the accompanying story about the funeral and the fight over the will, so, um, get comfortable or set up a system for someone to come save you."

"In terms of making sure that you're on board with the rest of the campaign--if the message you're distributing to the voters doesn't match the campaign strategy and theme, you're wasting serious time and effort. What you say at the door and over the phone should be the same thing that is in the mailings, in the candidate's speeches, in the fundraising pitches and on the TV ads. It takes five repetitions of an idea for it to even register with voters, so saturation is key. Find a few key points and stick with them."

He sat down. "Okay. Think of other things you can do with your volunteers--and remember, you're not paying them, so you can't be too evil or you'll just drive away your free labor."

Foreigh Lit/Classics, Period 2, 4/13

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"Hello. Classics students, present your translation of Ovid. Literature students, write a brief paragraph reacting to the story you selected from A Thousand and One Nights." I expect all of you to have excellent work and of course it may be handwaved."

Creature Languages, 4/13, Period 3

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Dream rubbed his eyes as the class filed in. "Today, we will conclude our unit on underseas creatures by watching an animated film, The Small Merperson. I hope you enjoy it."

"You may also wish to start thinking about your final project, which will be to seek out a NPC, handwaved, whatever creature whose language you have learned this semester, interview him or her, and write about the experience. It will be due in three weeks, on May 4."

Speech Comm

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201--2nd period

Commencement speeches. You've done 100 words. Barbossa, brilliant. Ok, so now let's put that aside and decide on the message. You have your details, but what do you want your audience to know?

301--3rd period

It's time to get really interpersonal. I want you to go out this weekend, yes, I realize it's a holiday, and I want you to talk to someone. Write me a report of your conversation of the communication process. You've done this before, but now you know more. Questions?

Office Hours

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During the lunch hour a delivery man in a white suit brings in a thickly padded envelope.

"Sign for this, Miss Cregg."

"What is it?" she asks nervously.

"It's time, ma'am." he says.

She signs and as he leaves, she tears it open. With a gasp followed by a slow smile, she slides it into her desk drawer.

The Library

[janet_fraiser]

Janet came in after her morning classes and opened up the library.

Jung (Thursday, 04/13/2006, 7th Period)

[romanywitch]

"All right, guys, I want you to spend the time discussing your final papers with me or with each other," said Jenny. "Give feedback, get ideas, work out writer's block. Cool?"

Sociology Courses | April 13, 2006

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Sex Cultures : 6th Period

"By now you may have heard that the Sociology Department's final exams have been moved up to next week. I'm sorry to say that this is true, and that your exam will be administered next week. I apologize for the inconvenience and the short notice, but you will receive full term grades and I have prepared a study guide for you, to make up for the lack of time to properly prepare. Please take one before you leave. I have enjoyed having each and every one of you as students, and I wish you luck with the rest of your semester and hope you have a pleasant summer.

If you have any questions, now would be the time to ask them. If not, please sign in and then you may go."

[OOC: I spazzed on class for Tuesday, sorry. You watched the end of the porn documentary, and were here or not as you said you were IG *does magical handwave*]

Psych 101 (Thursday, 04/13/2006, 5th Period)

[romanywitch]

"You guys have had a chance to pick an experiment you want to run," said Jenny. "Something ethical, right? Time to go over it with your classmates and with me and see if there are any bugs that need to be worked out. Also, Alex? You said you were gonna have those essays for me today."

Arthurian Traditions (04/13)

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The television was still there and Camulus was leaning against the desk with his arms folded. "Alright. We're going to finish the film and then we're going to talk about it. Sit down and be quiet."

"What is your name?" . . .

Introduction to Archaeology

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Daniel smiled at the small class. "First, we're going to talk about building the Great Pyramid," he said. He lectured them, complete with slides from his own trip to Egypt.

"Now, I did consider borrowing the Danger Shop for you to see what it was like for you to build your own pyramid," he grinned, eyes twinkling. "But I figured we'd stick with the BBC again this week, and their virtual pyramid builder.

How many days did it take you to travel along the Nile?
How many years did it take to build your pyramid? Did you manage to build it at all?"

Newspaper Staff Meeting, 4pm FHT, Journalism Room

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe quietly taps away at her laptop as she waits for everyone to arrive for the newspaper meeting.

Yes, she has pieces of creamed corn in her hair. No, she does not look happy about it.

Business Classes - 4/13

[absolutesnark]

Business Law

"Ms. Gilmore-Danes has another doctor's appointment. This time, she left a handout on Antitrust. I guess we're taking a break from our projects today. But if you do have any questions about those, I can try to answer them.

Oh, we all have to copy and paste write a 100 word essay about a prohibited anti-competitive behavior due next Tuesday. They are listed on the handout."

***

Human Resource Management

"We're taking a break from our projects today because Ms. Gilmore-Danes left a handout for us to go over. For Tuesday, we have to write a 100 word essay about a fringe benefit. They are listed on the handout."



Wikipedia is love.

General Physical Conditioning

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MacLeod is wearing a baseball hat and shorts. All the baseball equipment is out, and today is an outdoor day.