General Physical Conditioning

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Duncan has the equipment, including padding, out for floor hockey. Rules are posted.

Biology (2nd Period) / Chemistry (4th Period)

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( Biology )

( Chemistry )

Forensics (5th Period)

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

"Good afternoon, everyone. Today, we're going to be looking racial trends in homicide."

She passes around a handout.

"Once you've had a minute to look over that, I want you to answer the following questions."

1) Why are blacks more likely to be murdered than whites in the United States?
2) Why are there more blacks in prison than whites?
3) Does the judicial system seem overly biased?

"Afterwards, we're also going to take a look at ethics in regards to homicide. For homework, I want you to read the article I'm passing around now and critique it. We'll discuss how ethics and race can play into forensics on Friday."

Shop Class, Wednesday Morning

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Sam was sitting on the desk when everyone arrived. The classroom had already been set to resemble a kitchen and a pile of fresh groceries was sitting on one of the counters.

"Morning, guys. Mac's not here, so you get stuck with me for the day. Unfortunately, I can't really do much because of the stupid snow monsters, so I had to improvise. We've done a lot this semester about using science and ingenuity to get ourselves out of dangerous or hazardous situations, but they can be used other places, too."

She gestured to the kitchen and the food, smiling.

"Your assignment for the day, should you choose to accept it, is to make yourself breakfast. The twist? There has to be something about either the food or the way you cook it that is creative in the way of our esteemed, if absent, leader."

"Have fun, and the fire extinguisher's in the corner if you need it."

[ooc: Huge thanks to Xander-mun for finding the real URL for me. Have fun and ping me with any questions or problems.]

(no subject)

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Eh, zee furst dey ooff a noo munth. Und nut joost uny munth, my freeends. It is zee furst dey ooff zee munth ooff luve-a.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Shreemp Cuckteeel

-Speenech Pooffffs

-Vild Rice-a

-Cheeckee Curdun Bleoo

Library is Open, Wednesday 2/1

[swerval_zero]

Zero opens the Library and heads back into the stacks, returning a few minutes later with that which she sought: The Amethyst Flower, the sequel to The Jade Flower. Today, there will be silly romance novels, and it will be good.

Magical Theory 101 (Wednesday, 02/01/2006, 4th Period)

[romanywitch]

CLASS IS CLOSED
( Lecture )

OOC Note: Things are busy today. Expect slow replies. :)

Useful Links:
Ms. Calendar's Voice Mail
Ms. Calendar's E-Mail

{{OOC: OCD comment threads going up shortly are up now.}}

[Dr. Carter's Office] [9-11 AM]

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

Eighth listens to "The Magic Flute" while pondering the "theorectical" situation the young Miss Parker had asked her about on Monday.

Her door is open.

Speech Comm

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

301 and 401 are cancelled due to illness. In leiu of class please write a 500 word essay on this question:

"Influence takes many forms, both positive and negative. Give ONE example of influence you observe but are not party to in this school."

Celtic Studies (02/01)

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[[The mun will be around all day because 'se sneachd a th'ann! Abair sneachd! Snow day! *parties*]]

Camulus is looking concerned - well, as concerned as he can - and glances up every time someone walks by the open door. Nevertheless, he begins class. "Last class we were looking at the continental Celts of the Halstatt and La Tene types. One of the reasons that we have information about these cultures - other than archaeological - is the accounts of the Greeks and Romans, who reported on both the continental and isular Celts. There is very, very little information on the Celts in Britain and Ireland before Caesar invaded in the first century BCE. What information we do have from these sources is very biased, usually casting the Celt as a Noble Savage. They found the Celts to be irrationally brave but "lost heart easily" if the tide of battle turned against them; unpredictable and unreliable as mercenaries, as they were often too superstitious or too drunk; yet easy to rouse into battle. Some sources even called them barbarians and accused them of human sacrifice. The classical physical description of a Celt described bleached hair, shaved cheeks, shaggy mustaches, and painted or tattooed. They fought naked and were noisy in battle.

He continues to lecture on the Roman invasion of Britain, the building of Hadrian's wall, the ultimate futility of it, the ability of the Celtic culture to survive even into modern times, yadda yadda.

"Finally, we will be watching an episode of History Bites which focuses on the Boudiccan Rebellion." Lyta might be a little amused at the fact that the entire rebellion is cast as the ancient Celtic 'Thelma and Louise'. But with no chariot death.

History of Art | January 31st - Period 3

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Autolycus looked considerably worse for wear this morning. Anyone who could read latin might notice the phrase "Banned from Pompeii" scribbled on his forehead in red ink.

( Ancient Roman Art )

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up]

Studio Art | January 31st - Period 7

[autolycus-kot.livejournal.com]

Autolycus looked far better than he had during History of art, he handed each student a thick set of notes on colour theory, then started talking.

( Colour Theory )

[ooc: OCD threads coming up]

School Announcements, 2/1/06

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

With a hum and a pop, the PA system comes alive. Not literally, but around here there's always that possibility. Today, however, it's Zordon's monotone that can be heard through the speakers, rather than Dewey's voice.

"Good morning, students, teachers, and beings of varying degrees of solidity. This is Dean Zordon. Substitute Principal Finn is not on the premises today; I have been informed that he is off-island for a 'gig.' Do not take advantage of his absence to get into trouble" There is a brief pause. "Furthermore, do not think that my lack of mobility prevents me from knowing what you get up to. I assure you I have had ample time to compensate for that inconvenience."

"Today there are only two announcements. First, in the unlikely event that a Flora expectorosis is sighted in the vicinity, all students are advised to avoid its energy-sucking blossoms. Second, Doctor Oliver has a highly entertaining story about the time he was baked into a giant pizza. I suggest you ask him sometime."

A brief digitized were-bear roar can be heard, faintly, in the background, as Zordon goes silent for a few moments.

"That will be all for the day. Please bear in mind that it is a sinister sign if a potted cactus can teleport on its own."

The PA system pops, hums, and fades out.

US Government (Wednesday, February 1, 4th period)

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh was reading the transcript of the State of the Union and rolling his eyes when the government students filed into the classroom.

"That speech," he sputtered. "Seriously? Seriously?" He coughed. "Sorry. Last night was a demonstration of Article II, Section 3 of the Constitution. 'He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge them necessary and expedient...'" Josh rolled his eyes. "At no point did the Constitution stipulate that it be interesting."

( The Great Compromise, the not-so-great Three-Fifths Compromise, and the Bill of Rights )

He pointed to the board where he had written "The Bill of Rights" in big letters. "Let's see how well you remember what you read." He pointed to a student at random. "Starting from the First Amendment and going down to the Tenth--give me an example of what the amendments say you are guaranteed right a right to in this country."

Before he dismissed the class, Josh stood up. "I'd forgot to mention my attendance policy at the beginning of the year because I'm a grown-up and just assumed that people would be showing up, thrilled to hear about the ins and outs of US history and government." He looked down at his class roster. "Apparently some of you are more thrilled about this than others. So beginning today, if you miss three classes in a row, I'm going to have to ship your name off for detention. And I don't want to be that guy. So everyone show up, okay? Thanks. You've got a test on Friday. Memorizing the preamble would not be an incredibly dumb thing to do. Just saying. Now get out of here."

Sociology of the Paranormal - 6th Period - February 1

[demonbelthazor]

Bel got to the classroom early and was waiting for his fellow students when they arrived. He handed back the quizzes as they came in with ( the following grades: )

When everyone had settled in, he said, "Dr. Grissom is still away, so today we'll be discussing the assignment I gave on Monday. Tell the class about a paranormal event that happened in your own world or at Fandom High, and how it was or could be explained away as something normal. Give me your written essay at the end of class."

US History (Wednesday, February 1, 7th period)

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh was still bitching to himself about the State of the Union address when the history class began arriving.

"As promised," he said, passing around papers, "I have a test for you today. I know you're thrilled."

( A test, yay! )

"Question or concerns that aren't 'what's the answer to number 4?' Ask away."

Advanced Journalism (Wednesday, February 1, 3rd period)

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"Hello, boy and girls."

Rita smiled at the three students. "All right. How do you think your bias influenced your work in the last assignment? Do you think you were still too lenient with your loved ones, or were you perhaps harsher to overcompensate? Is it really possible to ever escape a bias? Discuss."

Journalism 101/201 (Wednesday, February 1 - 5th period)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"Good afternoon, boys and girls. Easy day today. I'd like you all to read the poems you wrote which you may totally crib from the internets, because it's important you have one, and bring it forth to put it on my desk afterwards."

Rita smiled.

It probably was a good indication that the students should be a bit wary.

Journalistic Integrity (Wednesday, February 1 - 6th period)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita was distractedly reading a newspaper with moving photographs when the students filed in. She smiled at them over the top of it, and flipped the paper down, setting it on her desk.

Observant students might notice the singe marks or ashes on said desk.

"Today, we talk about actors. Musicians. Artists. People who specifically choose a career that puts them in the limelight. Is the press wrong for tailing these people? Wrong for finding out as much as possible about them and sharing with the public? They've put their lives up for grabs, after all."

Her smile widened. "Discuss."

(no subject)

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

[Poll #664787]

Methos has his feet up on the desk. "I don't feel like working too hard today. Next Wednesday is your first exam. Today? Talk about Greece. Talk about Egypt, Sumeria, Crete, whatever we've discussed in class. Throw spit balls at each other. I don't care.

"Next Tuesday we'll have a formal review session. Your illustrious TA, Janet Fraiser, has volunteered to run an additional study group after our meeting next Tuesday."

[[OOC: No OCD threads because work is kicking my ass. Go.]]

Sociology of Violence - [2/1]

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Veronica waits until everyone is seated.
 
"As you can see, Dr. Grissom is still out today. On Monday, I asked you all to do some research on recent hate crimes in the news and come prepared to discuss them. So, what have you got?"

Quantum Physics 225: Wednesday, 5th Period

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Coming in, the Doctor plays some tunes from the '70s. NOT DISCO, THANK YOU. James Taylor, excessive Fleetwood Mac, Frampton Comes Alive!, early Springsteen, you know the type. Good stuff, for crying out loud.

"So, the 1970s. Always good to look at what events led to what before you go. This can help, sometimes, in pinpointing what to avoid in order to keep paradox or severely damaging temporal events at bay...but don't be lulled into false security by thinking you know everything.

"I'm going to be perfectly frank with you. Travelling in time means that at some point you will change things. Therefore, the point of this class is to keep you from bollocksing everything up and plunging an entire society into centuries of oppression and discord. Or something to that equivalent. Keep this in mind--sometimes bad things happen to good people, and sometimes good things happen to bad people. It's finding the balance between the two that's the most important. I believe Sam Carter once asked why no one's succeeded at assassinating Hitler. The answer to this can only be found if one anticipates what the planet would look like without the second World War."

He's on a tangent now, but he doesn't care. "The possibility of continuing British colonial oppression never seems to strike the mind of ignorant yet allegedly altruistic time travellers. I've seen it, and I've seen the wars that come out of it. Not pretty at all, end up with ten times more dead on both sides than come out of World War II and the Nazi Holocaust. And that's one example.

"So that's why we're considering what would come out of stopping the Vietnam War, the Summer of Love, or the Iron Curtain. You did the reading, tell me what actually happened in your chosen topic during the 1970s. For Monday, I want..." He pauses, thinking. "Bring me a cultural reference from your topic. Nothing illegal--for example, Jack could bring in Jefferson Airplane's song 'White Rabbit', but not anymore because I've mentioned it."


((Wikipedia on the 1970s. And yes, I have this on MP3, if you want it. Just happens to be on iTunes radio at the mo. Who doesn't love some talkbox?! Also, for Monday--bring a weblink or a picture or upload a song. You know you wanna.))

Paleontology, Feb 1st, Period 7

[dr-tommy.livejournal.com]

On Tommy's desk are several bags of movie popcorn and cans of Coke for the students to grab as they come in.

"Easy class today, guys. We're just watching a movie. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean you're not gonna get away without a homework assignment. On Monday, I want you to come to class with one- or more, if you're feeling ambitious- complaint about the science of the movie."

Tommy pops in a DVD of Triassic Gardens, turns off the lights, and sits at his desk as the movie plays.

Driver's Ed, Feb 1st, Period 8

[dr-tommy.livejournal.com]

The Danger Shop is currently programmed to resemble a small movie theatre. There's popcorn and cans of Coke for students to take as they sign the attendance sheet.

"Today? Easy class. We're going to watch several educational films, and that's all."

Tommy turns down the lights and starts the first DVD.

Mathematics: all classes: 1. period: 1.2.6

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Charlie is busy writing on the blackboards. There's a lot of numbers and symbols up already and from time to time he frowns and erases something, adding something else.


Beginners:
You get sheets of paper and colouring pens and the choice between doing the T-Rex exercise or the Diplodocus exercise.

Intermediates:
A 100 words on Mathematical Beauty or Mathematics and Art.

Advanced:
Do the Census problem.

Cultivation and Gardening [4th Period]

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

Class is cancelled due to severe illness, thanks to that lovely snow storm over the weekend.

Assignment:Write a small description of your plants progress, given the current conditions and the conditions of the cold over last weekend.

Anthropology 101, 6th Period

[the-ascended.livejournal.com]

Daniel's bright-eyed and bushy-tailed today. Who knows why? I certainly don't

"We're getting further through our evolutionary timeline of man. I'm going to be talking about early transitional humans now.

Humans are members of the genus Homo. Modern people, on Earth, that is, are Homo sapiens, something I really hope you all knew already.

Now, in the past, it was incorrectly assumed that human evolution was a relatively straight forward sequence of one species evolving into another. We now understand that there were times when several species of humans and even other hominids were alive.

( Early humans )

"Okay, any questions about Homo habilis, before we move swiftly on to Homo erectus?"

( Homo erectus )

"And thus ends my lectures today. Monday's homework, on my desk, please. And if you didn't hand in the homework from last week, I'd like that as well, please. Homework tonight, please, is on the anatomy of Homo erectus. And next week, we'll finally be looking at the evolution of modern humans. Have a safe weekend."

Multidisciplinary Self Defense

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Duncan has staves and swords. He's waiting to see who wants to play with which.

OOC note: I have two tests tomorrow and Friday, and they're hard. I'm not terribly available or energetic till Friday, but I think the classes this week could be a lot of fun. If no one objects, I would like to leave the threads open for Monday and today through Saturday. I know that slow play is evil, but the alternative is scanting my attention.


ETA: The swords, sorry to say, are practice swords and wooden. The ones he teaches specific students with might be something else, but not the general class.