Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 12, 2023

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Do you know what helps to get over the reconnection and then additional loss of loved ones? Running around in a giant metal cage in July!

It's true! Anakin read it on Twitter!

There were only two piles in front of Anakin, both in glaring shades of red, white and blue, and more disturbingly, matching piles of wigs.

"Welcome to Fandom Gladiator," Anakin said. "Early thanks to Rosa for already procuring all of the event equipment. Today you will be divided into two teams--Gold and Blue--to fight for the glory of the island."

Or something.

"Since the costumes are more elaborate--" that was one was of looking at it, "--I have also added changing areas, and mirrors to adjust your wigs."

No amount of adjustment would make these work, gang. Just look at Beaker. It was a looooost cause.

"Have fun, don't get hurt! Powers are allowed."

Which might negate the "don't get hurt" clause slightly.

"Listen for your names!"

TEAM GOLD
Raiden
Graham
Jon
Sam
Gray
Steve R
Beaker
Amaya
Alara

TEAM BLUE
Steve M
Clare
Libby
Vi
Rosa
Arthur
Eleanor
Rey
Guillermo