Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, May 27, 2020

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No one should be surprised to see the bleachers set up in the park on Wednesday mornings any more, and should probably be giving the center of town a pass if they didn't want to be voluntold into an Exciting Summer Game of some type.

At least snacks were provided?

Anakin was in the middle of the park as usual, surrounded by rope, two-by-fours, and other building materials. Next to him, chittering, was Leroy the Radio Squirrel wearing a jaunty "press" fedora.

"Leroy has informed me at length," Anakin began dryly, "that the squirrels are feeling unappreciated. And while they cannot bite you and make you behave like a moron for an hour like the gremlins, they remind me that they can absolutely destroy every single being here's reputation by making up a story about them and having it end up on the radio."

Anakin glared at the squirrel. "Which is super unethical and definitely prosecutable."

Leroy shrugged, unmoved.

"So today we are going to make an obstacle course for squirrels," Anakin said. "Each team will be in charge of coming up with a portion of an obstacle that you think will stop the radio squirrels from getting to the final prize at the end of the course: rum."

Because of course.

"Listen for your names and get your shirts! There will be seven teams of three."

TEAM HOMESTEADY CORN HIDE
Lucille
Steve
Juillene

TEAM CRUISELINER BIKINI
Tahani
Rey
Mae

TEAM RAINY MORNING
Rosa
Sabine
Tisarwat

TEAM FAIRYLIGHT SMOKE
Prompto
Alara
Astrid

TEAM PACK IN THE CONE
Duke
Beaker
Freya

TEAM ABANDONED FACTORY
Amaya
Stark
Summer

TEAM ICE AND ICE
Shuri
Alexis
Liam