"Welcome back, class," Amaya greeted them with a nod and a faint smirk as they got settled in the shop. "I hope your week's been going well, and that you're in the mood to get to work and get to making something new, because that's what's on the agenda for today."
It was...on the agenda for
every class, really.
"A great thing about this school is that we've got some really solid resources at our fingertips, and the next few weeks will be focused on projects that'll allow you to get familiar with some of the equipment that we'll be using throughout the semester. Today's going to be focused on the
table saw, which is a tool you'll be using a lot, as well as a tool that's important to use
properly, because all those spinny blades make it an awful lot of fun, but it also makes it pretty dangerous if you're not careful.
"Now, a quintessential shop class project," Amaya continued, "or so I'm told because we didn't have anything like this back when I went to school, is a bird house, though I like to give it a little Fandom Island twist, because what we'll be making are actually
squirrel houses. You may be asking yourself,
but what makes it different?, and the answer to that question is simple:
"Booze. It's booze."
She started to hand out copies of her blueprints and
instructions, and then got out the prototype she'd made in advance as she explained. "We did this last semester, too, but it's still as good an introduction to the table saw now as it was then. The idea behind the squirrel house is to have a little place to entice the radio squirrels into when you might want some privacy or to ensure that someone you say or do doesn't make the broadcast. And if you don't know it already, then here's your lesson that the best way to bribe those squirrels into secrecy is with a little bit of booze. So you'll notice the interior here is set up almost like a bar, where the squirrel can mosey on up inside, and we're going to include this little feeder bottle-like apparatus where you take one of these individual-size bottles of booze," she held one up as an example--rum, of course!, "put it in upside down like thus, and now the squirrel can go inside, go up to the bottle, and have himself a little drink while you go about your business without its tiny little nose all up in it.
"I'm having you guys attempt to build this from start to finish," she informed them, "which means following the blueprints carefully to trace out the pattern on the wood, and then using these table saws to cut them before we put them together. And since these table saws
are dangerous, let's take a second to go over how they're used. And remember, gloves and goggles whenever using any of the equipment. Safety first!"
As she demonstrated
how to use the saw and peppered it with safety details, she added, "If you have any reservations about using the power saw, people don't hesitate to ask for help; put Norman to work, too, if I'm already helping someone; he's got plenty of experience from last time around, or you can always try a more traditional saw, but that's likely to take up more of your time and energy.
"For the holes, we're going to use a drill and a jigsaw, which is also a good alternative if the table saw makes you a little nervous," and she
demonstrated that as well, "and then we're going to go old-fashioned when we nail these pieces together, with a good ol' fashioned hammer and some wood glue for a little extra stick. And if you find yourself with some extra time, you can sand it up, make it look nice, trim off some of your rough edges, and there you go! Your very own squirrel house!"
"Any questions before we get started?"