Artifact Restoration, Tuesday 2nd Period

[jedigrammarians]

The Danger Shop had a holoprojector set up today, because why wait longer than a fortnight before starting with movie classes.

"You all did great last week," Aphra told them. "But I really need to emphasise why it's a kriffing awful idea to poke at things when you either don't know what they are, or if all your context clues imply poking's a really dumb idea. So educational holo, and to make it interactive, every time you think they're being idiots take a drink, take two if you can think of more sensible choices!"

"Don't worry, yours aren't booze, your livers couldn't take it if they were."

Taking Time For You, Wednesday, Second Period

[stickitupmyjinx]

"I hope everyone wore some comfortable clothes they can stretch in, because today we're going to do some yoga!" Vanessa said cheerfully. "Now, I know what you're thinking, 'But, Vanessa, I didn't bring a yoga mat,' but don't worry, I ordered yoga mats for everybody!" Or rather, the FBI had ordered yoga mats for everybody, courtesy of her and Wade's former neighbor the cop whose apartment they'd stolen's cover identity. Details. "Anyway. If you're new to yoga, it's an umbrella term for a group of physical, mental, and spiritual exercises that originated in India. A lot of people, especially in the West, use yoga as just a form of exercise, but it also has meditative or spiritual elements. Yoga has a lot of benefits I won't get into right now, but one of them is that it's good for destressing and, like I said, meditating. I'm no yoga instructor, but I found this great channel on YouTube with yoga routines for...basically anything you could think of, including a seven minute stress relief routine. She also has longer ones, but I like this one because, well, it only takes seven minutes, and now matter how crazy your life is, you can spare seven minutes, right? So, spread out your yoga mats and let's all take seven minutes right now to do this routine together." Vanessa hit play on the video.

After they'd finished, Vanessa asked the class, "So, what do you think of yoga so far?"

Library, Wednesday

[era_two_triangle]

There was music playing in the library today. Mysteriously, and coming from nowhere that Peridot could really put a finger on. Which she wouldn't mind, really, except that it was just so...

So perky. Even the not perky songs were perky. And they raised so many questions, really. Was a sign truly capable of opening up one's eyes? Where was this happy nation that they kept singing about? If all that she wants is another baby, why is she in such a hurry to leave tomorrow? What is it about the summer in particular that is so cruel?

Where was this music coming from??

[OOC: ... I heard an Ace of Base song yesterday and I'm earwormed to heck and back, so.]

First Aid for Fandom | Thursday, period 1

[sharp_man]

Class had been tasked with meeting in the Danger Shop again, and Hannibal greeted them as they arrived. "Welcome. And well done last week. This week, we move on to actually helping those you find. Since part of our determination in triage was whether or not they were bleeding, we're going to find out today how to help if they aren't."

He called up an unconscious human body. If it looked a little like Frederick Chilton, well, the man was a perfect example of dreadfully average humanity, and deserved any indignity he suffered.

( CPR Time! )