Cryptids and You! - Tuesday

[captainskullpoopl]

There was a poster up on the board to let people know about the subject of the day. It was way better than last week's image, right? Right.

"Today were talking about Bigfoot. Sasquatch. The Yeti. The Skunk Ape. I can keep going here, but I won't. And not because I'm out of names," Deadpool said, pointing out at the class accusingly. "I started serious research on the subject by watching that stupid show about the rednecks hunting it out in the woods, but then I found out people write cryptid erotica and spent the rest of my evening dry heaving."

Seemed like the appropriate response.

"So all my information is pulled from the classic movie Harry and the Hendersons where we learn that love was the reason for the season."

It was fair to say he hadn't paid the movie much attention either.

"Okay, we're just watching a movie. Sit down and enjoy the heartwarming tale."

Introduction to Earth Zoology, Wednesday, period 1

[livingartifact]

A note on the door of the usual classroom directed the students today to gather in the Danger Shop, where they would find Jenkins waiting for them in a room very much like the one where they usually met, only with perhaps even more miscellaneous ephemera.

"Ah," Jenkins said when it was time for class to start. "You've found the place. Excellent. Let's get down to business, then, we've got two animals to cover today, so any stragglers will simply have to do their best to catch up. Today we shall be discussing — and meeting, at least in a way — Mellivora capensis and Indicator indicator. Or as they are better known to English speaking audiences, 'the crazy nasty-ass honey badger' and 'the honeyguide'. I'm afraid that last one is one of those rare beasts whose latinate name is its most interesting."

( We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area )