Doctoring 101, Thursday, Period 01

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Please don't ask why Navaan had decided to teach a class this semester. It's entirely possible that she wouldn't even be able to answer; she made a lot of decisions while under the influence of, err, herbal medications. And if she did remember why she decided she should be in charge of molding young minds, the odds were incredibly high that the answer would be highly inappropriate.

The important thing was that, at some point, she did decide to do such a thing and for some even less sane reason, the school had decided to let her do this. Letters of complaint should be addressed to Principal Zoe Winchester, Dean Anakin Skywalker, or perhaps the U.S. Secretary of Education, whomever seemed most fitting for the level of egregiousness of the class in any given week.

Since this was the first week, Navaan was there, on time, and relatively sober! ( Future classes would be lucky to have any two of the three. )

Navaan continued to unpack items, including several knives, some surgical tubing, a 'personal massager,' a grappling hook, nunchucks, a paddle, fishing hooks, a cardboard sword, rags, several small egg-looking objects that sparkled, rope, handcuffs (the fuzzy kind!), several acorns, and a bottle with the name 'Felicia' on it. "So, these are what I consider the bare essentials of doctoring," she said, beaming proudly at the classroom. "I usually have more, but it's your first day and I didn't want you to be overwhelmed. Since you're all learning to become doctors, today is your chance to think about what you want to put into your new doctor bags!" From behind the desk, she pulled out a cardboard box full of various kinds of moddable bags--large purses, backpacks, duffel bags, and even a gigantic fanny pack. Most of them were fairly beaten up because she'd scavenged them, but they were in decent enough condition. "For the rest of the class, make sure you have your doctor bags on you. I mean, you should probably carry them with you all the time because you never know when your doctoring skills may be needed, but whatever. I can't make you. Anyway, come up here and get your bags, kiddos! It's doctorin' time!"

Better Living Through Chemistry [Thursday, July 3, 2014]

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"Hey," Ben said, shoving his safety goggles up onto the top of his head and turning to face his students. "This is Better Living Through Chemistry and I'm Ben Skywalker. Tomorrow's a major holiday on this planet that involves explosives, and so I'm gonna show you how to make fireworks today."

There could be a fight between his and Thor's classes about how much damage they do to the Danger Shop over the next few weeks. Oops? "But before we do that, let's go through the safety rules, okay? I"m pretty happy being a Skywalker with all of my limbs attached and I don't plan on having that change just by teaching you people."

And then Ben went through an exhaustive run-down of Things Not to Do When Playing With Things That Blow Up.