people suck except when they don't | thursday | period 2 | january 28

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Loki was being his usual lazy self when the students started arriving today. The chairs here were just so fucking comfortable that he couldn't help himself. And it gave him a good opportunity to watch everyone filing in and doing their pre-class thing before he got up and started talking.

"Today we're talking about something I'm sure you've all had or wanted to have at one point or another," Loki said, clasping his hands together. "Girlfriends, boyfriends, lovers, and friends with benefits. Hopefully, just from the words alone you can tell the differences but, if not, I'll be helpful."

( the lecture goes under here )

Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 1/28/10

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"So, since movies help us all learn how the real world works, today we'll be watching something about the glamorous world of running a fashion magazine," Deadpool announced when everyone had arrived. "Isn't that just so exciting kids?"

Yeah, he didn't believe it either.

"Okay, so maybe I just wanna stab things and that's not condusive to fashion. So enjoy Anne Hathaway, but she's not showin' off the goodies in this movie. Just so you guys all know. You'd have to sit through an Ang Lee movie for that and oh god is it boring. And the the guys goin' at it in that movie? It's like watchin' dogs fight. Angry, angry, sexually repressed dogs."

Awkward time now.

"So... enjoy the movie."

Library [1-28]

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The morning had been fine.  Normal library things with no books moving about of their own free will  or gremlin guts all over or anything weird like that.

The library aides' meeting had been fine too what wit' the pizza and stuff. 

But after lunch, everything did change.  George kept seeing something flittering just at the edge of his vision.  Twas a person, he thought, sneaking through the library and that just wouldn' do.  He followed it to the Roman history section then over to pastel art books through literature and colouring books and maps until he was certain that the thing had gone through the doors of Special Collections. 

George frowned at the doors for a moment then - hey, it was his library and his responsibility today so he left a quick note at the circulation desk (Went into Special Collections.  Will be right back.) and pushed the doors open to slip inside.

[And George is lost in Special Collections for the weekend (modded with the kind permission of one_who_goes). I'm heading up to Whistler, BC with weetinyreese and longislandiceme eeee and will have no internet access.  Love you all bye!]

Study Hall | Friday

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It was Friday again, but this week Ronon was pleased to see there were no tiny creatures to steal his lunch, follow him home, replicate a few dozen times, and turn into destructive beasts in the middle of the night.

Made for a busy weekend.

Ronon was making use of his study hall time to check out a five-hour documentary he'd been given for Christmas. Someone on his team was cruel.

Law and Order: Interdimensional Edition - Week Four

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When the students arrived at the Danger shop today they'll find that it had been transformed into full service car wash.

"No. You're not washing cars today," Gibbs said sipping his coffee. "Today we're going to be learning how to capture a fugitive. Half of you will be the fugitives, the rest of you are the chasers. When we've done one round then we'll switch. Also? No powers. Just your own steam If you need to know how this is done then we'll give you an example."

Turning around to look at his TA's, he pointed at Beka. "Cooper. Arrest Lance for murder. Feel free to rough her up."

When that little demonstration was done Gibbs then went on to do a demonstration on how to handcuff a suspect.

Finally Gibbs read off the following list of names:

Anemone
Dinah Lance
Hoshi Sato
Jennifer Walters
Marco
Momoko Akatsutsumi
Naomi Wildman
Rose Hathaway
Tony Foster

"This group is the first group of fugitives," Gibbs called out. "If your name was not read off then you need to start chasing and arresting people. NOW!"