Physical Films | Period 3 | Class 15

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After getting into their traditionally awful uniforms and entering the Danger Shop, students would find that their normal gym had been transformed into a dank and foggy cliff face and that they stood on a deck over very dark and deep water. The professor stood at the bottom of the cliff next to a series of ropes that dangled from so high up the tops could not be seen through the fog. Way up at the top of the cliff was a whole mess of comfortable furniture, pillows, and blankets along with a big screen ready to show the movie.

"Romantic comedies aren't all that great," Ronon started, looming in front of his students one last time. "Least not from this planet. But I got a friend who quotes this one all the time and he's cool so we'll go with it." And weren't they all lucky for that. "So for the final, you're watching The Princess Bride and climbing up the face of the Cliffs of Insanity. Not in that order. Be aware, the ropes have a tendency to break in the movie, so I bet you run into that, too. Otherwise you've been a good class and with luck I won't see any repeaters next go round."

care for magical creatures | monday | fourth period | december 14

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So, it was officially the last day of this class. Loki had toyed with the idea of giving some hard as shit final just to be a bastard but even he couldn't make himself do that. Instead, he'd brought in some donuts and there were a few books spread out across a table at the front of the room.

"Welcome back," he greeted, giving them all a wave. "Since I was only your teacher for about half a semester, I didn't want to try and give you a final on shit I didn't know and shit you may not remember. So, instead, I brought in some breakfast and got some books on fairy tales from the library. As far as I know, they all have some type of magical animal. For your final, pick one of the books, read it and then tell everyone if you'd do anything different with the magical creature in the book. That's it. Easy, right? Don't say I never fucking gave you anything."

With that, he grabbed a donut and took a seat.

Applied Science, 12/14, Period 1

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There was a platter of Christmas cookies with coffee, hot chocolate, and milk on the side on a table at the back of the lab. The lab tables were covered with less savory supplies.

"Welcome to your final," Tyler said. "I am sure those of you who have taken a class with me before will be astounded to hear that our last lab is making soap. Technically" -- he grinned -- "we are creating the alkali salt of a fatty acid." He went through a thumbnail lecture on the science of that. "If you've done it before, try to do it better, or add scents or herbs this time."

"Before you start on the soap process, please write 150 words or so on what you learned from this class. Thanks. You guys were a good group."

Hubris from Revelation: the Social Engineering of Ultimate Truths [Monday, Period 2]

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"Welcome to our last class of the semester," Ghanima said. "Today, I'd like to hear from you."

"We've covered another of religions in this class, looking at how and why they developed, and their basic belief structures. Now I'm going to ask you to think about what you've heard, and use your imaginations."

"I'd like you to picture yourself dropped into a hostile environment. You have no money, no allies, and the natives are quite hostile to outsiders. Luckily, you are exceedingly familiar with the planetary religion and it's resultant myths and legends."

"Out of all the various religions we've covered, which one would you find the easiest to use to your advantage in this situation? Or if you cannot picture yourself in such a situation, what religion that we've studied has intrigued you the most?"

[OCD up!]

Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]

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Today, each desk had a face-down sheet of paper lying on it.

"Good afternoon, class, I do hope you're ready for your final," Bond began with a grin. "Now, the only real way to test what you've learnt would be with a practical test, but since that is more than out of the question, instead you're going to sit a short test, which should be quite easy if you've been paying attention."

"You can begin when you're ready."

[ooc: wait for ocd up]

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