Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]

[doubleohblonde]

In the classroom, the butcher paper and coloured sharpies were once again out in force. This was sure to bode well for today's lesson.

After the class had finished arriving, Bond directed the boys to one side of the room, and the girls to the other, then began speaking. "Now, one of the things that many of you indicated an interest in learning about this semester was things that the opposite gender liked with regards to sex," he said. "Which is what we'll be doing today, via the simplest method of telling each other."

He paused a moment, for effect as much as anything. "However, I am speaking in the general sense rather than the specific, since it would hardly be fair or ethical of me to expect you to individually share your likes and dislikes with the class. Therefore what you'll be doing is brainstorming two lists, one of what you and your fellow classmates of the same gender like, or think you might like, and one of what you think your classmates of the opposite gender might like. Then at the end of the class you'll compare the two, to see what you got right, and what you need improvement on."

"If you're having difficulty with either of your lists, please feel free to ask for my assistance, or the assistance of your TAs." Why, yes, he was looking directly at the male members of the class as he said that. How odd.


[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

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Fandom vs. The Real World- 2nd Period- Class #10

[can_be_more]

After last week this was more than a little embarrassing, but Aeryn decided she was not about to show that to her students. "First of all, my apologies for last week's class. I had attempted to bring in a caged gremlin to show you, but ended up giving you a personal demonstration of what a gremlin bite does. This week, I just bring in a picture."

( welcome to the class on little things that bite you )

Sex Thru The Ages, 11/10, Period 3

[captaininthree.livejournal.com]

Today there was a movie already set up and waiting for the class to watch. It was educational.

Really.

Educational.

"Today we'll be discussing the value placed on virginity in the beginning of the 21st century." IE: Now. "Is it more important or less depending on age, gender or where you come from?" Jim asked, arms crossed over his chest as he leaned against the desk.

"Watch the movie," Algren added, motioning to the television, which he clearly didn't trust in the least, as he was keeping clear of it and letting Jim handle the remote control today. "And when the movie is through, discuss how the views of modern society have affected how people value, or possibly devalue, the concept of virginity."

Jim was steadfastly ignoring the noise of what might have been a tomato hurling itself at the window in an attempt to get in and savage them all with it's tomato-y wrath. "And try keep things civil," He added, pushing play.

Anyone Can Cook | Period 4 | 11.10

[thetoughestcook]

Colette passed out knives as the students came into the classroom. "Bonjour. We are cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the school in two weeks; please take a moment to sign up for your preferences among what kind of dish you would like to make. If you do not sign up, I will make the selection for you and give you your assignment next week. I will make the turkeys."

American holiday or not, she wasn't trusting the main protein to amateurs.

"We were going to make yeast breads today, but I think it would be better for us to use our skills with knives to fight the vegetable menace now attacking this school." Give the woman credit -- she didn't pause as she said that. "I am going out. You will go with me, yes? If you would rather not, you may stay in the classroom and study Thanksgiving traditions."

"And now, allons-y." White coat on, she was ready for battle.

World Wars and the Media, Tuesday

[chosehumanity]

Once everyone had entered the class, Mitchell closed the door. Rather than saying anything, he leaned over his laptop, hitting one button-- and then hitting several others with an annoyed, frustrated look on his face-- "--Hold on, sorry." -- but eventually, a recording began to play.( Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force )

He turned off the computer. "Also, we're not at the end yet, but this Thursday, there's going to be a showing of Downfall at the movie theatre just for the occasion. It's... a heavy film, definitely not for the faint of heart, so it's not... part of the class curriculum, but it might give you some insight into Hitler's descent, which can only aid your final exam, right?" A pause. "Anyone's invited, not just you lot. But that's all. Have fun."

Library [11.10]

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

There were vegetables outside. Attack vegetables.

Vegetables which had tried to come inside the library enforce, until Anemone had calmly ripped one in half with her bare hands and started eating it in front of all the others as if she didn't have a care in the world.

Now there were vegetables peering nervously in the windows, but there were no further assaults. Possibly because she had all the vegetarian cookbooks out, and was taking diligent notes. And occasionally looking up to see what was peering in at her and giggling madly before going back work.

The Fandom High Library was open, so long as you were animal or mineral. No vegetables allowed.

[The OCD got eaten by my job.]

DADA for Muggles [Wednesday, November 11, 5th period]

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

Remus was wearing even shabbier than usual robes today. His normal ones had been doused in aubergine juice the day prior. "Yesterday," he said tiredly, "if you left the dorms at all, you undoubtedly ran into those lovely, enormous vegetables. Now, that's -- from what I understand -- fairly typical of this island, but where we're from, those sorts of results are typical of a charm gone awry. Things don't necessarily have to have dark intentions to cause mayhem, you see."

Sirius leaned back against the desk and carefully scanned the faces of the students. "Though if you were responsible for the giant rutabagas, we won't be angry if you want to talk to us about where you might have gone a bit...awry." He was rather unhappy he hadn't thought to chase Snape through Hogwarts with giant sentient cabbages. He turned his head to look at Remus, eyes twinkling. "As an old colleague of ours is fond of saying, though, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" He boomed those last few words with far too much vigor.

"Often," Remus added, rolling his eyes slightly. "In any instance, yesterday was so fun, we thought we might try it again." This would be when from behind the desk, Remus levitated a few cages of bewitched, slightly-enlarged fruits. "Well, not exactly. From what I'm given to understand, you need vegetables and fruit. Have fun. Use what you have on you."

Sirius smiled a bit evilly. "Shame we're not in the Danger Shop, really. No traditional weapons in the classroom."

And with that, Remus flicked his wand and opened the cages.