fandomhigh | Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]

In the classroom, the butcher paper and coloured sharpies were once again out in force. This was sure to bode well for today's lesson.

After the class had finished arriving, Bond directed the boys to one side of the room, and the girls to the other, then began speaking. "Now, one of the things that many of you indicated an interest in learning about this semester was things that the opposite gender liked with regards to sex," he said. "Which is what we'll be doing today, via the simplest method of telling each other."

He paused a moment, for effect as much as anything. "However, I am speaking in the general sense rather than the specific, since it would hardly be fair or ethical of me to expect you to individually share your likes and dislikes with the class. Therefore what you'll be doing is brainstorming two lists, one of what you and your fellow classmates of the same gender like, or think you might like, and one of what you think your classmates of the opposite gender might like. Then at the end of the class you'll compare the two, to see what you got right, and what you need improvement on."

"If you're having difficulty with either of your lists, please feel free to ask for my assistance, or the assistance of your TAs." Why, yes, he was looking directly at the male members of the class as he said that. How odd.

[ooc: ~~wait for~~ ocd up.]

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Like this can't possibly go awry.

Lois Lane

Effy Stonem

Alex Russo

Clark Kent

Momoko Akatsutsumi

Elle Bishop

Jill McTeague

Kyle Reese

Wonder if Bond is trying to put you off sex for life through sheer embarrassment.

He probably isn't.

Probably.

Momoko only half followed the lecture; she'd thought she was over it, but this class reminded her of what had been said on the radio. She'd be over here, trying to doodle some notes that had nothing to do with the topic at hand.

They're flaily, wee, and outnumbered!

For the most part neither wee or outnumbered.

The flaily part is up for debate though.

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Effy was definitely neither wee (however much certain people liked to tell her she was), outnumbered nor at all flaily. As usual, just amused.

For the moment, she just tapped her pen on the paper as she considered the things she could add. Wondering just how vague she should be on these pointers...

Elle wasn't flaily, either. Of course, Elle's lack of flaily was because she had no shame or brain-mouth filter or... oh hey, kind of like a blonde Effy. If Effy ever spoke.

"What do we do if we've never had sex?" she wondered aloud. "Does the stuff we like in regards to other stuff count?"

Effy lifted one shoulder in a shrug. "Depends," she replied, glancing to the side towards Elle. "Sometimes it does, sometimes... not."

Managed to get words out of her on occasion. Amazing, wasn't it?

Not particularly helpful words, but words.

Momoko had a blank stare. "I don't know. I don't even have a boyfriend." And she'd never done anything past a kiss.

"Okay, so, I guess I sort of...have the inside track on the 'what the opposite gender likes' part of this assignment," Jill admitted.

She could, for example, say with great certainty that they liked breasts.

Unless you need him, he'll be over here, pretending to be deaf and blind for the sake of your dignity.

Hopefully, not dead from flail.

Hooooooot. Braaaaaaaaain meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelty.

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