my life as a buddy movie | period 2 | wednesday | june 24

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Loki knew it was the last day of class and, while he'd thought of treating the class to something, he decided against it because he was a damn lazy bastard and he got up too late to actually get anything. The class had been handwavily notified to meet in the Danger Shop just to make things easier.

"So, it's the last class," he said from his spot at the front of the room, "and you've all survived. Not that there was a chance you wouldn't but still, it's good to see. I don't really have anything planned for your final exam because it's hard to test your skills in working together subjectively. So, you get off easy."

Well, not that easy.

"That doesn't mean you can fucking leave or anything, oh no," he continued. "You're still stuck with doing something, you're just not going to get graded on it. Since you've been working together all term, today, you get to work against each other. Today, you're going to joust! So, have fun and thanks for coming to class every week. Hope you learned something and if you didn't, it was your fucking fault and not mine."

Always displacing blame.

"Hope to see a few of you next semester." Like he'd be giving up a sweet teaching gig.

[ocd is up and class is ready to go!]

Criminal Justice: Wednesday

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There had been a *handwavy* notice for all the students to meet at the shooting range for class today. When the class arrived all the safety gear was laid out for them and several examples of fire arms were laid out on the table.

He also made sure the rules were posted and read off every one to the students. It was clear he was not going to tolerate any foolishness today.

SAFETY RULES:

· TREAT ALL GUNS AS IF THEY WERE LOADED

· KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL READY TO FIRE

· BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT’S BEYOND

· ALWAYS WEAR HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION

· NEVER USE ALCOHOL OR DRUGS BEFORE OR WHILE SHOOTING.

· CHECK IN ALL WEAPONS BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE RANGE.

"You violate any of those rules?" Gibbs said giving all the students a hairy eyeball, "Or even point a gun at something other than the target, so help me I'll smack you in the head and throw you in detention so fast it'll make your head spin."

( And then there was talk of guns... )

[OCD is up!]

Healthy Diet and Living; Wednesday, Period One [ 06/24 ].

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"Well," said Daisy, at the start of class, where she had a smile with her and a whole lot of fruit, "it's our last meeting and before we get started on anything I have to thank the five of you for being such a good," mostly, "class. This whole teaching bit was new to me, and I don't feel any more insane coming out of it than I did going in, so I'll take that as a good sign. So today, after we've shared your recipes, I've found my own to share, for chocolate cupcake. Yes. For breakfast. But they're low fat and if you're going to make some, you've got to have plenty of fruit here to go with it. I'll call it meeting you half-way, for having such a good workshop."

"So, then, let's to it. Share your recipe if you brought on in, and then help yourself to make some cupcakes or some smoothies or just have some fruit, and, again, thanks for being a good class you guys. It was definitely...interesting."


[[ OCD is on the way! is burnt to a crisp ]]

Seven Secrets to Success - Period Five - Wednesday, 6/24

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As the class came in, there were the usual seats and Rimmer seated at the front with his hands folded. Something about last week, specifically the visit of one David Lister, had taken some of the wind from his sails and it was a singularly tired looking hologram who looked out at his cadets today.

"The final lesson, the very last thing I have to teach you--" he looked down at his notes, the syllabus, crumpled it up, and tossed it into the bin, "well, it's really very simple, class.

"Whatever you think I would do in any given scenario, do the exact opposite."

He folded his hands and closed his eyes, leaning back in the chair.

"Now either sit here and bask in whatever bitter vindication you've gained from this lesson, or go."

[ocd up]

Library [06/24]

[likethegun]

Since Peter was still bunnified, Sam didn't have much of a choice but to bring him along for his library shift. That wasn't something Sam minded, of course - Peter usually only came by in the afternoons, so having him with him today meant Sam had someone to talk to all day long.

Poor, poor Peter.

Art of Seduction [Wednesday, Period Four]

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Bond stood at the front of the class as if the previous week's class had not happened, and as far as he was concerned it hadn't. Repression was a wonderful thing, wasn't it?

"Good afternoon class," he began. "In light of this weekend's upcoming dance, I thought I'd spend this lesson talking about dancing. Dancing, ballroom dance in particular, has often been associated with sex and seduction, often because it was one of the few socially acceptable forms of close physical contact between unmarried members of the opposite sex. Even though there are less of those kind of restrictions these days, it's still a good excuse to get close to your partner."

"Popular ballroom dances include, but are not limited to the waltz, tango, the foxtrot, and the the rumba," Bond said, showing a short clip of each dance. "Now, given that it is out last class together, you have the choice of either watching a film about the connection between dancing and love, or you may find a partner and try your hand at dancing."

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

[Class Roster|Previous Classes]

Fashion, Etc. Etc. Ad Naseum!

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The Danger Shop was set up like a runway in Milan. There were lights! There was noise! There were stick figures with big poofy lips complaining as their hair was put up into ridiculous coifs backstage with the students!

"Hello, darlings," Edna said, wheeling the rack of costumes (save one, naturally) into the room. "You have all proven to be...mostly adequate...these last few weeks in terms of creativity and not being blown up. Today you will demonstrate the lines and flow of my beautiful costumes!" Her hands flew up over her head.

"...which you also helped to design, et cetera, et cetera," she finally added. "Get changed, listen for the music and then strut, darlings! Try not to trip over things and end up on Youtube." She pointed at Shilo. "And you. You are very lucky not to be shot full of lasers yesterday. Detention for breaking into my workshop!"

With that she disappeared through the curtain to join the audience.