Coming into the classroom today, the students would find that Minsc had things set up for a slide show.
Oh, this was going to be interesting...
"Good morning, class!" Minsc greeted them brightly. "As you can see, I am no longer a bear, which is very good, although my time as a bear was certainly
interesting. And I really could not have thought of a better example of unintentional transformation than that, because, I assure you, I did not
wake up that morning intending to be a bear!"
"But, as you can see, I am
back to myself and
whole. I had the luck of changing
entirely back, not a stitch of bear fur on me! But I must warn you! Not all transformations will turn out so smoothly!
Usually, this will happen due to error on the spell or the enchantment or perhaps the persons involved. Today, we are going to talk about the kinds of half-transformations that can occur and how you can best
avoid them. Let's have a look!"
( Cut for Really Awful Drawings and very slight NWSishness )After the slide-show was over, Minsc preened proudly and turned on the lights again. "Now," he said, "I have for you all these little cards. On each one is half an animal. I'd like you to go and put together some interesting combinations of transformations and then write down the combination. Then write a little bit about whether this is a COOL conversation, or a NOT COOL conversion. Remember our model for COOL and NOT COOL: Cool is being a mermaid with pretty hair and a fin or a centaur with
great powerful
warhorse legs. Not cool is being a man stuck with a chicken for a body."
"Ask any questions you would like about the topic, and have at it!"
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