Tuesday, May 22 - Period 3 - Advanced Beginner's Guide to look, they don't remember it either

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The most amazing thing is that both Jerries were there in the Activities Area for class again this week.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome!" One Jerry blew a loud noisemaker. "And happy new year!"

"Welcome to Alcoholics Anonymous."

"And since it is Anonymous, you must give us all fake names. FAKE NAMES ONLY!"

"For example, I shall be Steve, although my real name is Jerry Sizzler!"

"And I am his sister, Jerry Sizzler!"

"But this week, you are also Steve!"

"Yes, Jerry!"

"Happy New Year, Steve!"

"Thank you, Jerry! This week on Cooking for Bachelors, we will teach you how to make ..."

( Papier-mâché Bricks! )

(Please wait for OCD up. Insanity Inside. Play on, kiddies.)

Lunch - Tuesday 5/22

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Tueday's Menoo

-Cheeseboorgers

-French Freees

-Seled

-S'mures

Potpourri - Tuesday, May 22

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When the students arrived at the main campfire on Tuesday they would see there were a stack of plain looking tribal drums on a table. On Buster's table there was a basket full of glitter, glue, feathers and other moddable decorating stuff. When everyone was seated Buster clapped his hands (he was wearing his fake hand today) together and began to speak.

( Le class under le cut )

"Oh, and before I forget. Next week we are going to learn how to be neither seen nor heard. So wear something that's inconspicuous." he said. "Sweater vests are always good. Nothing that makes you look like a trashy whore."

((It;s up!))

Library - 5/22

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Some progress had been made getting the library back in order. Isabel would add to it once she finished her coffee.

For now the library was open. On time.

Construction Site [Tuesday - All Day]

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When the students come upon the construction this morning, they'll notice hard hats(all of them yellow) and tool belts waiting for them. Once they've equipped themselves, Fraser makes his way over (still out of uniform) to greet them.

"Still doing the same thing as yesterday," he said, "which is prepping the site for the eventual reconstruction of the school. There might be some bulldozers moving around the area so please be careful."

He nodded at the small group.

"Other than that, continue working as you did yesterday and I'll be around should you have any questions at all."

How to Blow Things Up: Period 2, Week 2

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The class met in the Danger Room today.  Aly was looking beyond gleeful at the situation. 

"Okay guys, our first practical class is here in the Danger Room so everyone can get used to the way handling explosives feel without the possibility of them actually blowing you up.  This one is going to be a redux for those of you who were in my Revolutions class so I apologise but review is never a bad thing."

"We're going to deal with improvised devices today, and two in particular, but first you do need to know a bit about the theory,"  Aly gave a concise but thorough lecture on explosive materials and the science behind them.  When she was done, she didn't quite say 'now that that's out of the way,' but she was obviously more interested in the practical aspects of making things go boom.

"The two explosives we're going to work with today are two improvised explosives.  You don't always have access to military material and you definitely don't always need it.  One of the most common explosives in this word - and also one of the easiest to make is anfo - fertiliser and fuel oil.  It sounds simple but a just a ton or so in a the right place could blow up a cargo ship and the harbor it's sitting in.  The other is less an explosive than a weapon.  Molotov cocktails - half gasoline, and half motor oil - you've probably already heard of them if your from this world.  They're easy to make and can do a lot of damage especially against gasoline engines or wood structures."

"There's hundreds of other kinds of improvised explosives and we'll talk about those.  What I want you to do today is to pair up and discuss when this type of improvised explosive device would be useful.  Then make anfo into a bomb and also make the Molotov cocktails.  After you have them ready, you can blow things up."



[OOC:  Please wait for The OCD is UP!.  All links go to wikipedia so the FBI shouldn't break down your doors.  More explanation in the OCD threads.  I'm kinda headachy and working today so forgive the slow pings/reused class ]

Ninja-ing - Wednesday 1st period - Week 2

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"Hello everyone! Good morning, today we're going to work on a ninja's most important skill; stealth!" Yondaime grinned as he sat cross-legged in the clearing. "Ninja are undetectable, able to move swiftly and silently, this allows them to access places that are heavily guarded." Yondaime had a peculiar twinkle in his eyes as he spoke.

( Never underestimate the sneakiness )

[Please wait for your regulated amount of OCD Have at thee kidlets!]