Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You, Class Fifteen [Period 5, Thursday]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Ares looked disturbingly happy as he addressed the class.

"Our final today is " He clicked his fingers and a portal appeared. "If you'd all follow me through the portal?"

As the class entered the portal, they may have felt an odd tingling.

[ooc: OCD threads coming up.]

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US Government [Friday, April 27, 1st period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh was surprisingly subdued for a day he'd been looking forward to since roughly February.

"Here are you exams, people," he said as Pam passed the papers out, "try not to wet yourselves."

( And lo, there were questions... )

When the finals were handed in, Josh gave the class a smile. "Get out of here," he said. "Have a good summer."

Music is Love: Friday, Third Period

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

Lorne sits on stage.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Cats and Kittens, Gremlins of all ages... Today is our last class."

Lorne takes out a hanky and dabs at the corners of his eyes.

"As you know our final competition was last week to decide once and for all WHO is worthy of the title of FANDOM IDOL. And after a record setting 12 votes I have the answer to that question..."

Lorne holds up an envelope

"RIGHT HERE! Are you thrilled? Are you intrigued? Do I look good in these pants? All these questions will be answered... Right after this short break."

Lorne burst out laughing. "Kidding! First you have to do your last performance for me. And as I *handwavily* mentioned in my message to you all earlier, your final assignment is your closing number. The big song. The one your audience is waiting for. The one that signals that this is your last encore before you go backstage and shag like mad with the hotties that your roadies have provided for you."

Lorne clears his throat. "Not that I would ever do that. Or endorse it. Nope. Not at all."

He steps down off the stage and kicks his feet up on the table. "C'mon kids. Sing for me one more time."

[Wait for the OCD is up! Please tell me your grade for the course in the OOC notes. Thanks again for being such an awesome class!]

Adventuring Survival Tactics, April 27. Period 4. Final

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

The Doctor had printed essay booklets at each desk, and even had number 2 pencils (Dixon Ticonderogas, to be specific) there as well.

The test booklet read as follows:

( Cut to save your f-list )

Hey. No one said the test would be fair.

The Doctor also had written 'Talking = Class Failure' and 'Cheating = Class Failure, Detention, Meeting the Principal'.

He was apparently a little cranky this morning. He was watching the classroom like a hawk. Best not to cheat or talk, then.

[ooc: OCD up. And thank you ALL for making a -wonderful- class this semester. You all deserve cookies and pie and cake.]

Announcements, Friday Morning

[bigdamnprincipal]

Zoe sounded a little less pleased than usual when the PA system came on in the morning.

"Good morning, students. I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I feel about a hundred months pregnant. Let's get this show on the road.

"The following students need to report to detention tomorrow morning with Dean The Tick:

Katara
Rikku
Sokka
Dick Casablancas
Marco Conrad
Annette Hargrove
Jo Harvelle
Molly Hayes
Charlie Kawalsky
Billy Kessler
Cameron Mitchell
Summer Roberts
Jaye Tyler
Naomi Wildman
Layla Williams

"Hmm. The lottery seems to be making up for lost time. Sorry, folks. Don't forget that the cheerleaders are having an assembly this afternoon. The note here says something about glitter, so I'm sure that's something no one wants to miss. And finally, this year's yearbooks have arrived. Feel free to handwavily pick yours up outside of the cafeteria. And thankfully, that's all I have for this morning. Thank you, and have a non-lethal day."

[For those who weren't around last year at this time, if you want to see what a yearbook post looks like, you can check out last year's crop here. Thank goodness for OCD!]

Library [04/27]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory was so, so late opening the library yet again was perfectly on time this morning, her cup of coffee in hand.

School Assembly, Friday afternoon, the Auditorium

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

The auditorium was decked out in the school colours, and there were posters up saying "GO GREMLINS!". Buffy was standing on the stage dressed in her cheerleader uniform. All of this together might tell the observant ones that this assembly? Was a CHEER ASSEMBLY!

Once everyone was seated, Buffy stepped forwards. "Hi guys! Today we're going to lift your spirit and make you totally proud over being a student at Fandom High," she announced. "And also show off the program we won with. I hope you enjoy!"

She stepped back, and then after a moment stepped forwards again. "Oh and I hope none of you are allergic to glitter!"


ooc: Wait for OCD! OCD is up!

Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Friday, Period 3, Danger Shop

[no-toast-thanks.livejournal.com]

Thursday greeted the students inside the Danger Shop. Her arm was still in a sling.

"Good work last week. While Lord Vizzle lives on, you all performed admirably. This is our final class, and I would imagine the last class of the academic year for all of you. Thank you all for a memorable semester. I'm not teaching over Summer and I'm not certain at this stage if I'll be back in the Fall, so in case this is the last time I see any of you, best wishes for the future. I hope this class has been of some use to you. Let's get on to the final.

Your task is simple: walk through the door and you'll be faced with a villain from literary fiction or popular culture. Defeat them using whatever means necessary. You'll be graded on ingenuity and the effectiveness of your plan, so if you don't succeed in defeating them, it's still possible to obtain a good grade provided your approach is sound. Once you step through the door, there are no rules.

Good luck."

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