Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You, Class Fifteen [Period 5, Thursday]

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Ares looked disturbingly happy as he addressed the class.

"Our final today is " He clicked his fingers and a portal appeared. "If you'd all follow me through the portal?"

As the class entered the portal, they may have felt an odd tingling.

[ooc: OCD threads coming up.]

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Sign In - TGaY [Class 15]

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Re: Sign In - TGaY [Class 15]

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Walter Dornez

Before the portal! - TGaY [Class 15]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Talk, mingle, wonder what the hell is going on.

Re: Before the portal! - TGaY [Class 15]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Hmm. What are the chances that there's a bunch of shirtless god's on the other side of that portal?" said Annette to herself.

Re: Before the portal! - TGaY [Class 15]

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy was happy. He had his leg back and had seen the @$$hole who'd taken it get what he deserved. All was right with the world.

Re: Before the portal! - TGaY [Class 15]

[pyroliz.livejournal.com]

Liz was still shaken from the events of the morning but she was still determined to focus on class.

New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

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Once on the other side of the portal, Ares addressed the class. "There's one simple rule for today's final. Survive. I'll be back to pick you up later."

Grinning, he disapeared in a flash of blue light.

Which would be when the large group of heavily armed men in robes and silly hats appeared over the horizion.

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Okay, the blue light was totally cool. The heavily armed men in robes and silly hats on the horizon? Not so much.

"Who the holy crap? Where's our swords! Do we get nothing? What the hell? Man, I'm outta here!"

...and that would be about the time Annette was caught, captured, and slung over the beefy shoulders of some idot wearing a funky, stinky hat. "Hey! Watch the hands numbnuts!"

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek watched the men get closer, sighing a bit. "The one time I could hope for amazons..."

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[the_merriest]

Survival? Cool.

"No fair not letting me get weapons!" she shouted to Ares, who was probably gone already.

And then she zippered her leg pouch closed. "Sorry," she apologized to the now-making-unhappy-noises kitty. "But you're totally not allowed to wander off on me here."

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel rolled her eyes. "You couldn't have given us a stupid essay test?"

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam? Still trying to decide if she'd gone through a wormhole, not that she was going to mention that to anyone.

When she spotted the men in robes and silly hats, she felt a brief nostalgia for extremely noisy armor and glanced around, somehow sure that this was Daniel Jackson's fault.

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"Cool!" Molly said, looking around. Unless Ares left them here for weeks, she really wasn't worried about surviving.

The men coming for them were a little worrying though. Molly fought her way free easily enough. There were too many men for her to try and save the others though. She ran off and hid until she was sure they weren't following her and then followed them from a distance, hoping that someone else had escaped and that she would get a chance to break everyone free.

[[OOC: Molly escaped with permission from sideburnsofwar]]

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders stared incredulously at the spot where Ares had been. "Survive? Survive? Is he frakking kidding?"

. . . and then he took in the be-robed and be-silly-hatted crowd on the horizon. Just on the other side of where it dips down just below the level of the horizon, if you've ever been to the horizon.

". . . oh frak me."

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna's brain was stuck on "must not let stomach escape".

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Heavily armed men were enough to make Valentine go flaily.

He did, however, find himself admiring the silly hats.

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Meeeeeeeeep!"

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

"Wonderful." Jack didn't try and run, and he didn't try and fight, but he did smile charmingly at anyone who looked even remotely susceptible to it.

There were too many interestingly dressed bad guys to escape. Jack figured harmless and charming would be a lot less likely to get trussed up than kicking and screaming.

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Uh, what's this got to do with the Gods?"

Re: New Greeceland - TGaY [Class 15]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky had a killer hangover and really didn't want to deal with this crap. That combination was going to make for a fun day.

OH NOES - TGaY [Class 15]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

You have been captured by evil priests and are going to be sacrificed in just a short while! Whatever shall you do?

OH NOES [Gabby] - TGaY [Class 15]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

In addition to various NPC villager captives, there's also a rather annoyed , tied up blonde, who might look vaguely familiar to some members of the class.

She might possibly be of some help.

THE GREAT CLASS BBQ/SACRIFICE - TGaY [Class 15]

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It was time for the class to be sacrificed to totally-not-Dahok.

Try not to die.

Talk to Ares - TGaY [Class 15]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Being a god and all, he can hear you, whether he chooses to reply, that's another matter.

Re: THE GREAT CLASS BBQ/SACRIFICE - TGaY [Class 15]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"THAT was... very interesting." Evie was frowning very severly at Professor Ares. "And not at all what I studied for!"

The Portal Home - TGaY [Class 15]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

With the evil priests defeated, and any injuries healed by Ares, it's time to head home.

Hey, at least you passed the class.

OOC - TGaY [Class 15]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

This is what happens when I come up with a final at the last minute.

I think I may have gone completely around the bend somewhere.

Re: OOC - TGaY [Class 15]

[the_merriest]

I, for one, support the idea of Survival = pass, Death = fail. This studying crap is so overrated.