Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 4/24

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Upon entering the room today, the students would find a subdued Deadpool waiting for them. Subdued in that 'They just canceled a good show on Fox' kind of way.

"Today's our last class of the semester. Now, I know you're all crushed that this is over and you won't have a chance to learn from me again, but that's just not true. I'm always around!"

"Sure, I might avoid you if I saw you on the street," He said, shrugging his shoulders. "But that's only because you destroyed my fragile little psyche by killing my car. Nothing personal at all. And you can always look back fondly on the fun times we had in class together, like an unnecessary bit of exposition or a flashback episode that explains all the seasons so far and brings the audience up to date. Like that one time Conner had an eating disorder, crashed and then recovered from it all within the course of a single hour. With no long lasting side effects common with those who have suffered from eating disorders."

"Or that time where Evie had that drinking problem that was also conveniently solved in an hour." He paused. "Wait, no. I confusing you guys with that show about the guy with the forehead and the creek. My bad."

Deadpool frowned a passed out a shockingly familiar test as the final. He really needed to stop watching bad television shows.

[[ooc: Please wait for the final OCD is up. *sniffle*]]

Revolutions: Week 15, Period 5

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The class met in a normal classroom today.  Aly waited at the front of the classroom for everyone to come in.

"Afternoon, everyone.  Welcome to last class of the semester.  This is supposed to be a final exam, but without sending you overthrow the school administration - which I am not endorsing-" she added quickly, glancing at Jamie if he was there.  "There's really not much of a scope for a practical examination."

"So I hope that you've all learned things.  And I hope that you don't hesitate to put what you learned to use in defense of your people, your country, or anyone who needs it.  I have the notes here from our first class.  What I'd like you to do is look over your answer to the question 'when are revolutions appropriate, and what would it take for you to rebel against the current power structure.'  Take a look and then tell me if your opinion has changed.  Why or why not?"

After the discussion was over, she nodded.  "I've enjoyed having you all in class.  If I can help any of you in the future, let me know.  And given that our topic this semester has been war and revolution, I'm going to leave you with a quote I found from one of the founding statesmen of this country.  It's something to think about:  'I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, [...] in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music...'"

[OOC:  OCD's up.  Quote is from John Adams and way shortened.  I love you all like pie and give you pie.  Or cake if that's your thing.  And, umm, because I forgot in the OCD, let me know what grade you think you deserve when you sign in or in the OOC thread]

Library [04/24]

[likethegun]

Sam still looked and felt like crap when he went to open the library, but he was pretty sure that spending the day surrounded by books would help.

Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

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"This is our last class together," Emma said and regarded everyone sternly. She might even miss some of them. Not that she'd say it aloud. "And your final project is due. Please place it on your desks and I shall walk around and inspect."


ooc: wait for ocd! OCD is up!

Young Entrepreneurs; Tuesday [ 04/24 ]

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Turtle filled her cup about halfway up with sugar before pouring in the coffee.

"Okay," she said, taking a seat at the table. "Yeah, I know. Finals week. I don't even know if any of the other clubs are going to have a meeting or not, but capitalism does not take a break for exams!" She said this quite firmly, thank you. "Plus, I just need your reports on how the glitter selling went so I can look them over and project for next year what sort of other things to pursue or if this is something we should stick with and expand or whatever. That's about it. So just get those to me and you can go study, or whatever, but stick around, seriously, 'cause it's our last meeting and look at all the cookies I brought."

She threw in a very convincing pout for good measure, too.

[[ up early because I've got to go into work early tonight. woe. wait for OCD is up, unlike me for my classes this morning.]]

[[ ALSO, glitter victims? Think your character figured out that the glitter did it? There's a Thread for Customer Complaints today. :) ]]

[Computer Science - Week 15, 4th Period]

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At the danger room again, everyone found themselves in a room, alone, but for a robot. There was a window, but it couldn't be opened. There was a door, but it similarly could not be opened. There was no furniture, and only a light fixture on the ceiling that was controlled by a switch near the door.

"You have to get out of the room, but you have to do it using something from any of the prior weeks' lessons," Logan's voice announced to each student. "That's it. I'll see you guys when you escape or when class is over. Good luck!"

[OOC: I completely blanked on this being finals week. *decides to think about puppies instead of being an idiot*

Anyway, basically anything you think of will work to get you out of the room. Be as creative as you like - remember that they're in the danger room and things may not necessarily be as they seem.

EDIT: will be afk for about an hour as I commute home. Back now.]

[Syllabus/Attendance]

Dueling Club, Tuesday, Danger Shop, 5:00 PM

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Luna set up the danger shop simply this week.

To one side side stood a dueling platform should anyone wish to use it, on the other stood a long table with a variety of treats on it.

In the middle stood Luna.

"Thank you all for an interesting term. I wish you well on your exams and a joyful summer. Lastly, thank you Professor Orpheus for advising us when necessary." She said. "Now, should anyone like, there is a dueling stage set up and there are refreshments for everyone regardless of dueling desire."

[ooc: As soon as the OCD is up, I have to run out for a while to help set up someone's DSL. I'll pick up pings as soon as I return. Last meeting of term, I believe. It's been lovely.]

Alpha Beta Gremlin meeting

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There was an impressive array of sandwiches, pastries and fruit in the music room as the sorority members entered. There were also plenty of sodas, iced tea and even coffee for the hard core addicts.

"Since this is our last official meeting of the semester, I decided we should have a little party," Marie said. "I'm hoping to get permission for us to continue meeting through the summer to work on our service project though, so let me know your summer plans. It looks like I'll be heading off the island for the first summer session, but I'll definitely be back."


[ooc: wait for ocd up!]

Forensic Science, 5th period, 4/25

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There's no lab this time as students enter the danger shop, just a stack of black duffel bags. "For our final, you're going to take what you've learned and do what I'm sure you've all been wanting to do this whole semester."

She pointed behind her down a long hallway lined with doors. "You're each going to commit a crime."

Abby lead the students into a room and once the last student had filed in, a dummy appeared on a chair in front of them. "This is Bob. You're going to kill Bob. You have to figure out how to do it, how to be sneaky about it and how to make sure that the cops can't figure out it was you. Bonus points if you can frame one of your classmates in the murder."

"Because I don't want you to have nightmares, all you have to do is say the method of homicide out loud and the danger shop will kill your dummy for you." Abby grinned. "Now, head to a room and get killing!"

[ooc: OCD up! Play!]

Spy Tech, Final Class (04/25)

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Wednesday, April 25, First Period

Students entering the Danger Shop will first encounter a long table covered with heavy white envelopes. Each envelope is stamped TOP SECRET and labeled with a student's name. Technicians begin immediately handing out equipment to the class. M is standing to one side.

"Welcome to your final exam. These envelopes contain your mission briefings. You have each been assigned two targets and two mission objectives. First, eliminate your primary target. Then, isolate your secondary target and retrieve the specified item. Full marks will be given to any student who completes one of the missions, extra credit will be given for completing both.

"My techicians are outfitting you with three items. The first is a gun which fires a non-lethal laser. The second is a lightweight blunt sword. And the third is a vest equipped with special sensors, linked to both a wrist monitor and my own monitors here. These sensors will detect a shot from the laser gun or a hit from the sword. You will not be able to use either weapon to actually injure your classmates, but the wrist monitor will alert you to the sort of damage you could expect to have sustained from any shot or blow. Additionally, I will be watching your progress from the control station.

"Along with the required items you have just been given, you have access to a number of moddable other pieces of espionage equipment. You may outfit yourself with three additional useful tools to take along on your mission, with the exception of additional weapons or any sort of vehicle.

"There are three regions laid out here in the Danger Shop. You may move from region to region, and in fact will most likely have to do so in order to track your targets. The Danger Shop safety protocols will not allow you to become physically injured, but you will be able to interact fully with your surroundings. This means that you may improvise additional weapons or other useful tools, and the vests and monitors will adjust accordingly. Once you have completed the scenario, return the equipment and you may go on your way."

M took a moment to look at each student individually, and then nodded to the assembled group. "It's been an unexpected pleasure to teach this class. An experience I had not thought to enjoy. I wish you all luck in your future pursuits...and hope to God I never see a file on any of you cross my desk."

[OOC: Those of you who signed up to participate should have received an email containing information on your assignments. If you didn't, please tag me in the OOC thread and I'll make sure you get the information. This scenario is entirely dependent on the students playing it out with each other, there are no NPCs. Please keep in mind that you can't mod each other's actions or "injuries", but please also play along -- if another character aims a shot or a blow, play it out as your character would. If M catches anyone not abiding by the rules or the spirit of the game, she'll pull that character aside to have a word with them.

You'll find three OCD threads below, for the three "regions" laid out for use. You are welcome to interact with people other than your assigned targets, but you won't be able to actually "kill" non-target characters. The environment is completely moddable -- I've outlined a basic description below, but feel free to mod appropriate scenery, objects, etc. The only thing that the Danger Shop won't provide for you is additional people. Also, you may choose any three pieces of appropriate equipment to take along for the scenario -- cutting tools, explosives, communication devices, grappling guns, etc. The Danger Shop will provide whatever your character would deem appropriate, just please use common sense.

Please also feel free to email me with any questions at angel.phale @ gmail.com. The post is open for slowplay for as long as you'd like to use it.

This class has been a blast to teach, and hope you've enjoyed it as much as M and I have! Please wait for the OCD is up, have at it! :) ]

Lunch - Wednesday 4/25

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